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What would be the worst possible bowl game for auburn?

Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:02 am
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:02 am
Not the bham bowl, that’s not punishment enough, humiliating yes, but doesn’t hit the fans in the pocketbook.
I want the barn and their cringe-worthy “ family” to be “all in” going to the farthest and crappiest geographical spot. Far upstate ny, wyoming, deepest north dakota, some shite like that. Let’s get gus to 6-6 so he’ll be around a few more years. Want to see the auburn faithful paying hard petsmart asst mgr. cash to fly cross country for this shitshow or see gus picking his nose in front of 250 diehard fans december 13 at 9:00am rockin’ a blue and white moo moo with lots of hairy cleavage.
This post was edited on 10/20/18 at 6:24 am
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95903 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:18 am to
Idaho Potato Bowl based on that criteria
Posted by TeddyWestside
Georgia
Member since Jul 2017
2872 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:32 am to
I know this isn't what you're going for, but no bowl game is always worse than bowl game. Those 15 practice days and bowl payout are big.
I think the worst bowl games for an SEC team are the Birmingham Bowl and the Independence Bowl. The worst possible bowl I can imagine would be the Potato Bowl in Idaho, but I have no clue what it would take for Auburn to have to go there.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:34 am to
The answer is whatever bowl Gus retains his job with.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
54207 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:37 am to
If they don't get to six wins it will be the No Option Bowl.
Posted by RidiculousHype
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2007
10201 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:42 am to
Playing Middle Tennessee State in the Gildan New Mexico Bowl in mid-December.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75412 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 6:51 am to
quote:

I think the worst bowl games for an SEC team are the Birmingham Bowl and the Independence Bowl. The worst possible bowl I can imagine would be the Potato Bowl in Idaho, but I have no clue what it would take for Auburn to have to go there.


At least Idaho you might be able to get some good skiing in .

Shreveport and Birmingham are
Posted by projectorguy1
Huntsville, AL
Member since Oct 2018
6 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:19 am to
The Jamaica Bowl mon!!!!
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75412 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:23 am to
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The Jamaica Bowl mon!!!!


GOAT bowl. You can even walk with the trophy
Posted by hogcard1964
Illinois
Member since Jan 2017
10413 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:27 am to
I can see them in The Belk or Liberty. They'll be alright.
Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:29 am to
Thanks for your interest in our program, lil bro.

Isn't about time for you to go back to Asia (aka the handjob massage parlor next to the dry cleaner)?
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:39 am to
quote:

Thanks for your interest in our program, lil bro.


I guess you’re not aware that the only lil bros you have are bama 5a hs teams.
Posted by GlossuRabban
West Cobb
Member since Apr 2018
2570 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:41 am to
No. You are about as lil bro as it gets. 8:00 am on a Saturday morning starting multiple threads about a 4-3 team. It's pretty sad, actually. Maybe you should pony up and get the mamasan to jack you off instead of one of the sex workers.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 10/20/18 at 7:44 am to
8:45 on sat night. Try to keep up
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