Week 8 RANT Audit: "analytics are dogshite" is the most SEC Rant statement ever

1. @MilkJug's model thread is the best thing on SEC rant and "analytics are dogshite" is the most SEC Rant statement I've ever read.

SparkyWilson is asking real questions,
"Analytics are dogshite" isn't an argument, it's a personality. Pick a side and bring your argument

2. Nobody is firing Lane Kiffin, and the people asking are the ones who want it to be true.

He's already fixed the offense (QB needs work). Both losses were on the road and both decided in the last possession. Auburn fans want this to be a crisis, otherwise we got it right.
Asking whether we fire a first-year guy sitting at 5-2 answers itself.

3. The lawsuit thread is a bloodletting, and also the dumbest, and both are true.

A three page thread on firing a coach for cause using the SEC suit. Both sides are wrong. The lawsuit angle is real — you don't let the conference office threaten to kick you out over a courthouse in Baton Rouge and act like that's normal. But voiding a first-year coach's contract over it is retarded

4. Sankey.

What an idiot, this guy never gets anything right.
The man threatened to kick the flagship program out of the SEC and Will Wade, of all people, had to be the adult in the room. Nobody on earth is having a weirder 2026 than Will Wade.

5. The 24-team playoff
This and the SEC/Big Ten scheduling thing are both happening, Klatt said it out loud. Once the field is 24 the regular season is a seeding exercise and both leagues need TV inventory.

6. 1958 Auburn
This thread is 92 posts deep and @MajorSelector is winning. Counting every week's AP votes to claim a title is a real method, but doing it 68 years later is weak and desperate.

7. Stitchop
"Is stitchop a cajunbama alt" is the worse thread on this website. 33 posts to determine whether one guy is another guy. people got ugly, stitch got suspended. He's a dipshit, but i hope he comes back soon.

8. To whoever bumped the 21-year anniversary of John Vaughn: thank you.

Prediction, on the record: LSU 27, Auburn 20.
Auburn embarrassed Georgia, three turnovers and a walk-off against a team that outplayed them down to down.
We're a nine-point favorite for a reason and Auburn's going to find that out
Jordan-Hare is a house of horrors and I'm not pretending otherwise. If I'm wrong, quote it.