re: week 1 matchups

Miami is going to see Evil CMR and run up the score on LSU. The post game interview will see Ogre need to have subtitles while CMR throws holy water at him. Miami by a bunch

Washington is a playoff caliber team and the Barn is a solid team but the neutral site favors the better team. Washington by 13

BAMA vs the Why does he still have a job as a HC guy. BAMA can put the "thick" dance squad girls in and rest the starters after warm ups. BAMA by as many as they deem fit.

Vols come out healthy and bring in their secret weapon against Grier and his Heisman hopes. The new team doctor will request a PED test. No seriously why is this still around after getting caught juicing? Anyway, WVA has no D and no running game Vols by 14 in the highlight of a bad season.

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Miami beats LSU down. A 10 point LSu win is homerism. Miami dominates from start to finish.
31-13 Miami win

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