We need to start a 12 step program for Hog fans

These people need help and another team to root for. We’ve all had our hiccups against less than respectable competition. But those games usually end with a last gasp failed attempt to pull a W out of the fire with a botched FG or a Hail Mary that falls incomplete. I can’t remember the last time an SEC school not named Vandy got gang raped by a team such as the Mean Green. Losing is one thing, but to be forcibly sodomized that way...I got no words but to offer that there is hope; get help. Give up on the Hogs and become a Missou SJW. You’re halfway there already after yesterday. You’ve been stripped of your dignity but it could be worse. Nah, never mind, it couldn’t be much worse.