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Posted on 4/11/21 at 5:30 pm
Posted by dehsloot
Sunshine State
Member since Jul 2015
4051 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 5:30 pm
Vern sounds like shite. Sounds like he’s barely hanging on to life. Health issues?
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
22786 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 5:35 pm to
Verne is 400 lbs and like 75 yrs old. I'm sure he's not the healthiest human alive.

In saying that, he only broadcasts about once a year now so his voice and calls may not be the sharpest. He probably spends most of his time these days cooking whole chickens in an Emeril air fryer and drinking Margaritas on the deck next to a golf course. Life could be worse.

I just appreciate he's still with us.
This post was edited on 4/11/21 at 5:37 pm
Posted by WhiteGramblingGrad72
West Jefferson
Member since Sep 2020
403 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 5:41 pm to
He sounds fine to me. I nostalgically kinda miss him at 2:30 on Saturday’s
Posted by HogsOfWar
Member since Jan 2015
1144 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 6:12 pm to
Seriously.

Who actually watches golf?

Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21909 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 6:13 pm to
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Seriously.

Who actually watches golf?






The only thing worse than playing golf is watching it.
Posted by GulfCoastOutlaw
Fort Walton Beach
Member since Feb 2021
389 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 6:15 pm to
Is he talking about Tim Tebow.
Posted by Master Revan
Member since Jul 2019
111 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 6:49 pm to
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Is he talking about Tim Tebow.


No. He's telling everybody that David Greene and David Pollack played peewee ball together.

Posted by LSUCOCK
Member since Jun 2012
690 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 6:53 pm to
"The only thing worse than playing golf is watching it"

Lmao dude you probably couldn't drive it 50 yards and straight in 100 tries

It takes a level of maturity to appreciate golf. How old are yall? 11? 12?
Posted by Porker Face
Eden Isle
Member since Feb 2012
15339 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 6:56 pm to
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Is he talking about Tim Tebow


No, but close. Jim Nantz found a way to weasel in a Tom Brady reference
Posted by TouchdownTony
Central Alabama
Member since Apr 2016
9689 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 10:13 pm to
Thing that I noticed is how shitty golf is today. Shots 30 yds past the greens, triple bogeys, putts that come up 3 feet short. Hell, the winner hit a ball into the lake on 16.....while playing 15... They can all drive it great but their scoring is awful. This masters was almost painful to watch.
Posted by Loserman
Member since Sep 2007
21909 posts
Posted on 4/11/21 at 10:15 pm to
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It takes a level of maturity to appreciate golf. How old are yall? 11? 12?


Almost 59.

And Golf is a shite game!

Or as oft attributed to Mark Twain, "Golf is a good walk spoiled"
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