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re: Watching the Bama game with a family full of Gumps, play by play
Posted on 1/2/14 at 9:56 pm to weagle99
Posted on 1/2/14 at 9:56 pm to weagle99
Mama gump just yelled "holy fricking shite! What the hell!" 
It was like she has been in denial this whole time and just realized how bad this is, she's been ranting ever since
It was like she has been in denial this whole time and just realized how bad this is, she's been ranting ever since
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Posted on 1/2/14 at 9:58 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:02 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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Wishnitwas1998
2 questions: How are you not dead yet? And can you please confirm that this is family/friends and not a random gump family you just stumbled upon this evening, haha.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:03 pm to PrideOfTheSouthland
Mama gump now has a theory that Saban has them laying back so no one gets hurt since this game doesn't mean anything
Also if they lose she won't watch/listen to sports shows for the next two weeks
Also if they lose she won't watch/listen to sports shows for the next two weeks
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:07 pm to bodask42
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2 questions: How are you not dead yet? And can you please confirm that this is family/friends and not a random gump family you just stumbled upon this evening, haha.
1. They have no idea what I'm doing
2. No, I had been talking to this girl who seems normal and hadn't said anything about being a Bama fan well I met her whole family today only to find out they are all full-blown gump. Tatts in the shape of Alabama and everything
Also mama gump just said everybody is going to dog Bama if they lose bc they don't like Saban, and she doesn't know how someone doesn't like Saban (she literally said this I almost busted out laughing).
When I pointed out that one reason people don't like Saban is bc ppl perceive it to be that Saban has lied on numerous occasions about his interest in different jobs she just didn't say anything
She has also given up almost all hope of winning which I think is a little premature
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 10:10 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:11 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Was papa gump staring a hole through your crotch when he invite to hunt?
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:11 pm to Wishnitwas1998
3rd question: Mama gump hot? You seem to be hitting it off well with her.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:13 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Question. Are any of them wearing sweat pants and if so, has anyone tore the arse end out of them yet?
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:17 pm to Dick Leverage
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:20 pm to Dick Leverage
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This post was edited on 3/25/24 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:25 pm to Wishnitwas1998
Be very very careful buddy. The last bama related murder was a girl killing her roommate becuase she was not upset enough over Bama loss to Auburn.
If Bama loses, act very upset, or this may be your last football party.
If Bama loses, act very upset, or this may be your last football party.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:25 pm to Wishnitwas1998
SO how is she doing now....since BAMA is showing some signs of life?
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:27 pm to TutHillTiger
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If Bama loses, act very upset, or this may be your last football party.
You know, I really hadn't thought about that. Now I'm sort of scared
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SO how is she doing now....since BAMA is showing some signs of life?
She is being remarkably quiet, it's sort of creepy like she's just waiting to explode
This post was edited on 1/2/14 at 10:29 pm
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:28 pm to skullopener
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:32 pm to Wishnitwas1998
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She is being remarkably quiet, it's sort of creepy like she's just waiting to explode
Warning!!! Maintain safe distance. shite is about to hit the fan AGAIN!!!
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:38 pm to skullopener
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shite is about to hit the fan AGAIN!!!
AND IT DID
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:38 pm to skullopener
I just made the comment "man their gettin killed on the deep ball" and she just laughed a laugh full of joy
She's going to kill me
She's going to kill me
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:39 pm to skullopener
Please locate closest exit NOW! Act like you have to go piss and make damn sure doors and windows hav'nt been locked. Gonna get scary up in there real quick like.
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:39 pm to skullopener
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AND IT DID
All she said was, "that's it, I give up"
Posted on 1/2/14 at 10:40 pm to Dick Leverage
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