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re: Watch out, here comes bama!

Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:58 pm to
Posted by SouthernInsanity
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:58 pm to
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Let me think about it.

Does the children's hospital NIL collective direct-draft into your account, or do you have to pick up a check?

I have to consider the "time is money" aspect of heading to Walmart to cash any potential payday checks that I might receive.


I'll have to take that offer back. I don't want the FBI or any other three letter agency knocking on my door inquiring about funds received do to the NIL human trafficking scandal.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 4:59 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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31176 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:58 pm to
Nado, I'm going to miss you, man.

When you guys play Troy in the G6 next year, look me up.

Posted by RIPMachoMan
Member since Jun 2011
9463 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:58 pm to
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So the article is a lie? And obviously you haven't read through this board over the past week.


No, but seems a little shaky considering the facts on LSU aren’t correct currently.

It’s okay to not be so polarizing all the time
Posted by Shanks A Lot
Member since Dec 2023
1807 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 4:58 pm to
Gumps be like
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
48662 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:00 pm to
They’ll need em

Why not
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:00 pm to
Sorry, this is an SEC-only board.

Hope you guys make it.

Posted by SidewalkTiger
Member since Dec 2019
74113 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:01 pm to
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No, but seems a little shaky considering the facts on LSU aren’t correct currently.


All we know for sure is that DeBoer said there was a "possibility" that Alabama would sign pro players.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
67086 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:02 pm to
You wish baw. We aint going anywhere. This is a pipe dream.


Ill be honest dude. Im willing to bet they dont play. And it still wont matter much. We are talking about a decent te that isnt going to start over green unless we split green out wide. And an out of shape DL. Its just been so much fun seeing people lose their shite.
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
7482 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:02 pm to
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Jam Miller and Domani Jackson

Bama must be desperate to consider these 2 washed up players who weren't even good enough to make it in the NFL.

Am I doing this right Bama fans?
Posted by RB10
Member since Nov 2010
52732 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:03 pm to
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Bama must be desperate to consider these 2 washed up players who weren't even good enough to make it in the NFL.


Deboer is a snake
Bama needs to be kicked out of the SEC
Blah
Blah
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31176 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:06 pm to
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Im willing to bet they dont play

I tend to agree with you.

But why they need to face a potential expulsion from the conference just to arrive at that particular conclusion is beyond me.

Do they even need these guys?

Posted by LSUtigerNVegas9
Member since Nov 2025
245 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:06 pm to
Why wouldn’t you just deposit them in your bank account? Did someone just make an oopsie on how they cash their Jack in The Box checks?
Posted by UtahCajun
Member since Jul 2021
7482 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:07 pm to
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But why they need to face a potential expulsion from the conference just to arrive at that particular conclusion is beyond me.

Do you even know another language besides hyperbole?
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31176 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:07 pm to
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Why wouldn’t you just deposit them in your bank account?

Deposit what?

I don't know how stealing from children works.

Explain it like I'm not an LSU fan.
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31176 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:08 pm to
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Do you even know another language besides hyperbole?

Is winning a language?
Posted by PastorJ
Member since Sep 2024
1030 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:14 pm to
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It literally says DeBoer and Alabama will be signing former NFL players if the TRO is granted. The same exact thing LSU and Kiffin are doing.


No matter what school does it, it is horrible. It is further diluting college football. I love college football but the recent trends (conference realignment, endless portal visits, expanded playoffs, uncapped NIL, etc) has really dampened by enjoyment of the game.

quote:

There isn’t a single SEC program that won’t try it.


If it is allowed then you are totally correct. College football will become nothing but former NFL players cut from teams and hey why not raid the Canadian Football League while you're at it. It's going to kill the product in the long run.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 5:15 pm
Posted by LSUtigerNVegas9
Member since Nov 2025
245 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:14 pm to
Are you that slow? You literally said check. What else would you do with those besides deposit them in your bank account? Unless you don’t have a bank account then I guess you could go to Wal-Mart and get it done.

You obviously have more experience on this so I’ll defer to your expertise on the matter.
This post was edited on 8/31/26 at 5:15 pm
Posted by paperwasp
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Member since Sep 2014
31176 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:20 pm to
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I guess you could go to Wal-Mart and get it done

I just assumed he was already cashing his weekly checks there, and was trying to make it easy.

Who else accepts third-party checks for cases of Milwaukee's Best?
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
24506 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 5:28 pm to
Don't want him, don't need him.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
67086 posts
Posted on 8/31/26 at 6:05 pm to
No clue. But its all pretty ghey. Chambliss the texas lineman. These g league basketball players.

But what a fun week
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