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true story from auburn

Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:36 pm
Posted by aubierawks
anniston al
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Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:36 pm
my grand parents lived on east glenn ave in auburn. we lived in gadsden and would go down every weekend. well i am a rugrat barely out of diapers and mom decides to go to the old sears building and took me with her. well she was preoccupied looking at clothes. a couple of minutes later she hears a shriek of laughter and other folks joining in. she looks for me and i am not with her like e was supposed to be.so dhe follows the laughter. i had found a mock bathroom setup and i climbed up on that toilet in front of god and everyone and i dropped a bomb in the toilet which was just sitting on the floor. that is a true story.
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
13599 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:37 pm to
Are you on the spectrum?
Posted by cbi8
Nashville
Member since Mar 2012
6929 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:39 pm to
Posted by ColdTurkey
Where the Buffalo roam...
Member since Nov 2019
7698 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:41 pm to
Hey. So, I don’t know you that well, but I just wanna let you know man, I didn’t read that shite.
Posted by JohnnyRebel
Colorado
Member since Sep 2014
8220 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:43 pm to
Posted by aubierawks
anniston al
Member since Mar 2018
173 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:44 pm to
if i am i am not aware of it
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90739 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:44 pm to
After that did a uga fan steal and burn your hat?
Posted by aubierawks
anniston al
Member since Mar 2018
173 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:45 pm to
well for a guy that wear a mask on his balls and tells everyone about i am not sure i really care. how about that?
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9923 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:46 pm to
You just watched an old rerun of Jackass didn't you?
This post was edited on 5/20/21 at 7:47 pm
Posted by aubierawks
anniston al
Member since Mar 2018
173 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:46 pm to
i am a lot more handsome than that..............
Posted by aubierawks
anniston al
Member since Mar 2018
173 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:48 pm to
no sir but he did eat a big ol shite sammie i left in the bowl for him.
This post was edited on 5/20/21 at 7:52 pm
Posted by aubierawks
anniston al
Member since Mar 2018
173 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 7:51 pm to
i have probably seen less than five mins tops in my life. between funny there is a lot of stupid.too much in my opinion.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
10164 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:08 pm to
Now we know why the Auburn board won’t accept you.
Posted by Jrv2damac
KS
Member since Mar 2004
73479 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:09 pm to
How the frick do you people hit this point in your lives?
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
35132 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:13 pm to
quote:

i have probably seen less than five mins tops in my life. between funny there is a lot of stupid.too much in my opinion.
So you’ve seen less than 5 min but you know the how the movies go?

This is a garbage story. No one cares about this weird hillbilly shite and some kid taking a dump on a display.
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:23 pm to
based
Posted by Yippie_Ky_yae
Member since Jun 2019
4776 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:44 pm to
So that’s why there is a relationship to toilet paper and Auburn.
Posted by Poker Dough
Atlanta
Member since Jan 2018
9923 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:53 pm to
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in front of god


Posted by Leto II
Arrakis
Member since Dec 2018
22813 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 8:58 pm to
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
14557 posts
Posted on 5/20/21 at 9:01 pm to
Whose fricking alter is this?
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