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Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:16 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
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Most mascot national championships, 1st inductee into hall of fame.
Most importantly, he's a costumed tiger who dresses as other shite and is actually amusing.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:49 pm to Pettifogger
Ok...so unless you're an Ole Miss fan, you SHOULD think your mascot is best (I mean..even they aren't sure what theirs is and if it really is a goofy black bear, they shamed).
But...other than yours...it is pretty obvious the most badass, unique and unduplicated mascots in the SEC must be either:
A GameCOCK
A Volunteer (is a a dog or a redneck?)
A Commodore (and Vandy...well..they're Vandy)
Or...the obvious most badass of all hasta be
A Razorback or a Gator.
Tigers, Wildcats and non-mascoted teams from Alabama need not apply.
Gators are reptiles. Gators have former QBs who cry like a girl and probably have a Bruce Jenner moment in their future.
Hogs are nasty, muddy, smell bad and have a big ole fat head coach who'll break it off in your gf's arse.
You pick.
But...other than yours...it is pretty obvious the most badass, unique and unduplicated mascots in the SEC must be either:
A GameCOCK
A Volunteer (is a a dog or a redneck?)
A Commodore (and Vandy...well..they're Vandy)
Or...the obvious most badass of all hasta be
A Razorback or a Gator.
Tigers, Wildcats and non-mascoted teams from Alabama need not apply.
Gators are reptiles. Gators have former QBs who cry like a girl and probably have a Bruce Jenner moment in their future.
Hogs are nasty, muddy, smell bad and have a big ole fat head coach who'll break it off in your gf's arse.
You pick.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 3:58 pm to Rzrbackguy
hogs are considered a nuisance and are legal to shoot on sight.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:04 pm to Choctaw
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hogs are considered a nuisance and are legal to shoot on sight.
Yes, they're valueless and entirely unprotected.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:10 pm to Choctaw
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hogs are considered a nuisance and are legal to shoot on sight.
Exactly, people see Smokey and think: Awwwwwww.
People see Mike and think: Wow, a Tiger.
People see Reville and think : Gay
People see Uga and think: White inbred bag of shite
People see Tusk and think: Smells like shite, someone kill it.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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People see Reville and think : Gay
Not surprising that's what you think about when seeing a dog
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:14 pm to Gradual_Stroke
You have a gay dog, don't blame me for your dog's gayness.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:14 pm to Vols&Shaft83
She's not gay, she's bi
Posted on 4/30/15 at 4:16 pm to Gradual_Stroke
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She's not gay, she's bi
I forgot that A&M's mascot is a bitch. Appropriate.
Posted on 4/30/15 at 6:03 pm to Gradual_Stroke
quote:i chuckled
She's not gay, she's bi
Posted on 4/30/15 at 6:36 pm to 3rddownonthe8
Fact? WTF. What part of an opinion is fact?
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