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re: tOfficial VOLS fan draft

Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:23 pm to
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:23 pm to
Hurd has the biggest
Johnson of any RB
Think I’d suck him off
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45554 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:23 pm to
quote:



Can you, everyday at a set random time (2:17 PM or something) post an old Buford post.

Deep Thoughs, with BufordPusser




Would be hilarious.
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3436 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:23 pm to
Do COCKS get a supplemental pick for round 2?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:24 pm to
quote:


Hurd has the biggest
Johnson of any RB
Think I’d suck him off





HOLY


FVCK
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 11:24 pm
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:24 pm to
daily threads on fleek
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:24 pm to
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Im a true VOL for life. I just really like the size of our guys meat. You want a small dicked team?
quote:

You think he's got a small dick? WTF dude. I guess you think you could fit it in your mouth. GTFO.
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 11:25 pm
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45554 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:25 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:25 pm to
I'm such a daym child. I am physically laughing out loud at every one of these. I'm 32 years old and have 2 children. Somebody save me from myself.
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

Can you, everyday at a set random time (2:17 PM or something) post an old Buford post.

Deep Thoughs, with BufordPusser


This should be doable with a little web scraping and some simple coding... if I get bored enough after busy season is over at work, I'd be up for it, but it would be a bit. Also, uncertain on what the board's terms are on triggering automated posts...
Posted by David Ricky
Hailing From Parts Unknown
Member since Sep 2015
25906 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:26 pm to
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Posted by BufordPuser on 6/21/16 at 12:32 pm to Farmer1906
Anyone who says Hurd is over rated is a trollin piece of dog shite. Hurd ran circles around Bama compared to Fournette. Did y'all not see him on that treadmill? He hit 29mph. And he is so damn strong. You know he's got a jinormus perfectly shaped dick. I love that kid.


quote:

Posted by Vols&Shaft83 on 6/21/16 at 1:03 pm to BufordPuser The frick


quote:

Posted by BufordPuser on 6/21/16 at 1:04 pm to Vols&Shaft83 You think he's got a small dick? I imagine it's the perfect length, girth, and hardness.


I am screaming
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63241 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:26 pm to
quote:

You think he's got a small dick? WTF dude. I guess you think you could fit it in your mouth. GTFO.


Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:27 pm to
LOLOLOLOL everytime I think it's hit peak potential something like this shows up
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
45554 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:27 pm to
Sweet Lord.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:27 pm to
Posted by Mr. Elvert
Dallas
Member since Oct 2012
15327 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:27 pm to
Given the age of the photo and their appearance I don’t think they made it to 2017. T&P
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:28 pm to
The way he seamlessly transitions from "He's a badass did you see him on that treadmill?" to "and what a cock!"
This post was edited on 11/28/17 at 11:29 pm
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:28 pm to
I mean... this is world class derailing and I'm all for it, but just double checking, whose pick is it right now?
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
105802 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:28 pm to
quote:

I mean... this is world class derailing and I'm all for it, but just double checking, whose pick is it right now?


I think Buford won the draft with a 2nd round TKO
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3436 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:29 pm to
Deep Throats with BufordPuser?
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 11/28/17 at 11:29 pm to


I have irl tears coming out of my eyes.
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