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re: tOfficial Ethan Henderson Mega-thread

Posted on 12/15/18 at 6:15 am to
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 6:15 am to


Daniel Gafford's replacement, Ethan Henderson, makes his long awaited return to his hometown in Central Arkansas.

This future NBA star (per sources) is looking to have a career day in front of an near sold out crowd.

No word on if the crowd will boo Mike Anderson for his use of this future star.

Tune in on the television set, you don't want miss this Arkansas Razorbacks men's basketball program's action......

Just in, no one cares about this mediocre team and it won't be televised.

Posted by Dawgholio
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Posted on 12/15/18 at 6:18 am to
3 total points you say? Tell me more about this scoring machine!
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/16/18 at 4:06 am to
Just a quick Ethan Henderson stat update from yesterdays day game in front of his hometown crowd:

0 Points
0 Rebounds
0 Assists
0 Blocks
0 minutes played
Posted by Dawgholio
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Posted on 12/16/18 at 6:20 am to
quote:

Just a quick Ethan Henderson stat update from yesterdays day game in front of his hometown crowd: 0 Points 0 Rebounds 0 Assists 0 Blocks 0 minutes played


His leadership from the bench cannot be underestimated
Posted by ArHog
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Posted on 12/16/18 at 9:00 am to
quote:

0 Points 0 Rebounds 0 Assists 0 Blocks 0 minutes played


#Beastmode
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/16/18 at 9:47 am to
Mediocre Mike is still trying to figure out how to get Ethan more touches
Posted by MaroonNation
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Posted on 12/16/18 at 1:04 pm to
Who?
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/20/18 at 4:58 am to
Once again, Mediocre Mike and tUniversity of Arkansas at Fayettenam loses at home and Mediocre Mike refuses to play future NBA Star, Ethan (Daniel Gafford’s Replacement) Henderson.

Is Mike keeping this Star on the bench so he won’t leave after this year for the NBA?

Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 12:31 pm to
quote:

Arkansas sophomore center Daniel Gafford fouled out against Georgia Tech on Wednesday, marking his first disqualification since Nov. 26, 2017, when he fouled out during Arkansas's 102-67 win over UConn at the PK80 Invitational in Portland. It was the Hogs' sixth game of the 2017-18 season, and it was Gafford's third and final disqualification as a freshman. He would pick up 4 fouls in 15 other games last season. So far through 10 games in '18-19 -- roughly one-third of the regular season -- he's had two games with 4 fouls in addition to fouling out on Wednesday. The 6-11 El Dordo native picked up his third, fourth, and fifth fouls in the final 1:47 of the game.


Mediocre Mike still refuses to use this future NBA star
Posted by 19
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 1:34 pm to
12/4/2018:

Games: 5/9
PPG: 0.6
TRB: 1.0
AST: 0.2


12/22/2018:

Games: 5/12
PPG: 0.6
TRB: 1.0
AST: 0.2

quote:

Say it with me, Ethan Henderson



Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 5:07 pm to
Mike obviously doesn't know how to use this future NBA star. He would rather lose than let Ethan on the court and show up Daniel Gafford
Posted by piggilicious
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 5:11 pm to
Pigfeetypooh- you know I find you bizarrely endearing but you make me feel bad for Ethan with your obsession. That kid hasn’t done anything to you, don’t take it out on him because someone or some people made some silly statements about him.

Smooches and merry Christmas.
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:40 pm to
I’m his biggest fan

Signed,
Stan
Posted by Dawgholio
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 6:49 pm to
Mike needs to turn this kid loose. They have hemmed up his talent. If Mike turns him loose he might drop 50 points and 25 rebounds on some unsuspecting team. The kid looks explosive sitting on the bench.
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:10 pm to
See, someone else sees his talent besides me.
Posted by Dawgholio
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:24 pm to
We have a similar player that Crean keeps over looking. Even his bio says
quote:

Performed so well that he has been offered a full-time job with Key Bank following graduation from UGA in May 2019.


Damn guy is so explosive he’s already lined up a job at the bank.

Connor “The Hitman” O’Neill
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 7:44 pm to
At least your guy was the scoring and rebound leader at his Blessed Heart High School in New Hampshire.

My guy had the worst luck, he had a high school coach that didn’t even want him on the starting 5, but was pressured by the community after Mediocre Mike offered him a scholarship.

High school coach and now his college coach, can’t see his potential.

It’s a damn shame.
Posted by randomways
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 8:52 pm to
Honestly, I just want to know the backstory on this post. Are you melting or trolling? Or both?
Posted by LexTiger
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Posted on 12/22/18 at 9:03 pm to
dont' care ....but keep trying
Posted by Pigfeet
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Posted on 12/23/18 at 5:43 am to
quote:

Honestly, I just want to know the backstory on this post. Are you melting or trolling? Or both?


I guess you can now call it a semi melt, because of the way Mediocre Mike's handling of this kid that clearly has NBA star written all over him.

This kid can hit fade away threes, run the point and has the stamina to run the #Fastest40 for all 40 minutes, unlike Gafford, who gasses out after 20 minutes
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