re: To the good Vol posters who are still with us

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I bet you have a Honey Dew list longer than Rip Van Winkles Beard!

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Actually,my wife treats me like a King. I have absolutely no problem and she rarely asks me to do anything. On Saturday's I turn on the TV at noon and she lets me eat while watching football.

They say the human brain doesn't fully develop until we turn 25 or 26. I was 25 when we got married so I knew exactly what I was doing. She was only 19 when we got married, so....well, you get the picture.

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Is her grandmother still alive and is she single?

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You would need her sister. (Assuming you are 50 or older) She has two, but are both married. But they aren't like her either, and you are absolutely correct. She is one of a kind and was thought to be extinct a long time ago. Best wife a man could ask for.

If that happens Gawd help them

Can Tenn still jump LSU if they beat Vandy?

Trying to figure out if this a compliment or a burn?
Anyways good luck to you all as well. It will be a long ride back from College Station with so much to think about.
Safe travels to you all as well

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Because you lost a game you weren't expecting. We did that 3 times this year.

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It’s Kentucky, why would y’all care about football anyway.