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re: This guy scares a lot of Bama fans

Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:50 pm to
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5712 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:50 pm to
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Who is that?


Corndog eating champion and future active shooter.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
38627 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:52 pm to
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
26967 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:53 pm to
quote:

Man you guys trigger so easily.




Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
77499 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:54 pm to
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Didn't scare #91 that much.


I guess you missed what he did after that cheap shot.
Posted by LBU Bama
Member since Jul 2019
534 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:57 pm to
CFFreak finally got a hold of mommy’s laptop it seems.
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
26279 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:57 pm to
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He also only beat a 2 win Arkansas team by 7. 


Bet your punk arse wouldn't have gotten up from cheap shot like that? And bet you and arky fans would still be whining had your QB taken a cheap arse shot like that.
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
77499 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 5:59 pm to
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CFFreak finally got a hold of mommy’s laptop it seems


He got a hold of your mommy's laptop.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35449 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:00 pm to
Terrified.

Posted by LBU Bama
Member since Jul 2019
534 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:01 pm to
I knew he was a corn dog alt

Makes sense now how quickly you showed up to defend him
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5712 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:09 pm to
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Corndog eating champion and future active shooter.


I'm going to predict the future.

11/30/19

This guy will unleash the prototype corndog launcher he's been developing in his mom's basement since last year A&M game.

He'll unleash it on unsuspecting Aggies, killing zero people but hurting dozens and dozens of feelings.

12/3/19
100,000 completely naked students and alumni overrun College Station in an historic, nationally televised protest.

Their slogan is chanted loud enough be heard down in Austin: "Dildos and dicks not corndogs and pricks!"

1/4/2020

The protest changes hearts and minds. Once bitter rivals have a summit where both schools decide to put aside their rivalry and eliminate football entirely to focus on their internationally recognized women's studies programs.

Football fans everywhere rejoice as they never have to hear them bitch at each other ever again.
This post was edited on 8/22/19 at 6:10 pm
Posted by LSU Patrick
Member since Jan 2009
77499 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:29 pm to
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Makes sense now how quickly you showed up to defend him


Don't cry too hard.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
108484 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:34 pm to
Are we supposed to figure out who that is?

A badass punter, or kicker?
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39851 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:42 pm to
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hyping up bama, another SEC team you lose to every year, because you can’t beat us yourselves. embarrassing


What do you think of WT21's holstering of Climpson with his rectum?
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
27706 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:43 pm to
We picked him off twice and put him in the dirt all game...not scared
Posted by StopRobot
Mobile, AL
Member since May 2013
15729 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:45 pm to
................C/ATT YDS AVG TD INT QBR
Joe Burrow 18/35 184 5.3 0 1 15.6

Gotta admit. Im pretty triggered. Dont wanna mess with that bad arse
This post was edited on 8/22/19 at 6:47 pm
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
383 Hoosier Daddy Lane
Member since Dec 2013
38627 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:49 pm to
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What do you think of WT21's holstering of Climpson with his rectum?

*mouth
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5712 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Burro is the Jeff Fisher of college QBs


So he wasn't referring the that odd looking fella with his mouth hanging open?
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
39571 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:52 pm to
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QB taken a cheap arse shot like that.


It was a clean hit, but these days anytime someone gets hit hard the refs throw a flag.

Posted by MizzouTrue
Member since Jun 2016
5001 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 6:59 pm to
Naw I love Joe Burrow but the man scored as many points against Bama as I did

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Posted by graves1
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Mar 2011
2167 posts
Posted on 8/22/19 at 7:15 pm to
Is he the LSU fan that stuck his finger in that Alabama fans "Booty"?
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