re: There's No Crying in the SEC Tejas!!!

What's that make Georgia?

28-21

That can't be right, we all know that Teebow cried for our sins...

Written by a sad poor little horn after a loss to Oklahoma, this is just what they are

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Quote: I think that I would like to bake a cake. I will cry as long as I can after this game to get all the sad out. It should fill about a 2-liter. I will add this into my cake batter. Next I will throw in some small photographs of happier times from my childhood, but first folding each one into a small origami swan which symbolizes the beauty I once had in my life which is now only a distant faded memory. Naturally I will use whole-wheat flour so as to avoid unnecessary carbohydrates. Instead of your regular run of the mill grocery store eggs, I will scout far and wide the East Side of Dallas looking for that stray rooster I see sometimes. I've noticed he has a melancholy crow. I will follow him back to the place he makes home and there I will find the little hens that make up his harem. I will look into their eyes and I will absorb all of the sadness and depression they hold as a result of being caged for their entire lives. I will then guiltily snatch up their little eggs…cravenly muttering "I'm sorry for this" as I turn my back on them; childless. I will put these baby eggs into my cake. I will add red dye to this batter. I will mix it using an icicle I created from some of those aforementioned tears. My hand holds the icicle. It stirs slowly; solemnly. The tear-icicle melts along with any desire I have to work, live, exist. I lament the loss of the tear-icicle. It was strong where I was not. Lastly I will add some vanilla. Just a dash. But I will not use pre-made store-bought vanilla. I will steal a vanilla bean from the local farmers market. I will then extract its essence. I will extract its essence by taking my flaccid $#! as a tourniquet, pulling and wrapping it around the vanilla bean. Pulling it tightly. It hurts my $#!. Eventually a small drop of extract exits the bean, runs its length and finds its way into the cake batter off of the now purple tip of my pathetic $#@!. I bake the cake perfectly. I lack the heart to make this a bundt cake. I choose rectangle. I know I will not eat this entire cake. I do not wait for it to cool. I dig my fist into its middle. Straight out of the oven. It burns, but I do not care. I look at the steaming red mound of cake. I only hope that the amount I have in my hand is enough to choke me.

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Sorry to burst y'all's bubble but that video is fake news. Apparently 2 Oklahoma fans admitted to making the video.

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It is fake. Hard to believe some people are so gullible.

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The giggling fug count in the red skirt lurking in the background waiting for whichever one of the two she's fricking to finish the scene is kind of a giveaway. Real Longhorn fans have seen this happen enough to be numb to it.

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Let me guess, no one gave you a bid and now you're taking out your anger on Texas frat boys? GDIs these days smh

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As someone who graduated from Texas and was in a fraternity all 4 years, this is maybe the most cringe reply yet.

"GDIs these days", are you fricking serious? This isn't total frat move, dude. Grow up.

Every fanbase has embarrassing fans. Texas is not immune to that. Like I said - I hope it's fake. But there's nothing to hint that it is, and these kids need to get a grip. It's a football game.