re: There will be blood....

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For a Bama fan to get all excited about beating a crap UT team is pathetic.

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You don't get it man. It's not pathetic AT ALL. If you think it is pathetic, you have no concept of the background on this game. It doesn't matter AT ALL what the records are. If Bama were 0-7 and UT was 6-0 going into this game, UT would be excited hell to beat our arse. This isn't your typical game. Would it be pathetic for Arky fans to want to get excited about beating a shitty Texas team? NO. It's a hated rival. Beating them is all that matters. And rubbing their nose in it for the next year is the glory.

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Those people actually do... really.... hate each other

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I heard that somewhere too. For instance, if a Clemson fan has a flat on the side of the road, instead of stopping to help them, the USCe fan will stop, take a knife to the other 3 tires, and then drive off.

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And they some snitches...

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If Bama quit cheating they wouldnt have to worry about snitches

You guys are serious about football.

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You just summed up yourself Bama fans to a tea. What a pathetic piece of inbred trash. I can't wait for UT to smack you guys this Saturday. You Springer reject. I hate Bama and UGA fans more than ANYTHING.

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I'm disappointed in you crunchimusmaximus. A perfect set up to make fun of me and you fricking blew it. Pitiful. If you are going to come talking some smack, I expect you to at least flip that shite. Let's go crunchimusmaximus, pick up your game or log the frick off.

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I doubt there's a VOL fan around that I would piss on if they were on fire.

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Yeah, maybe if they were on fire. You gotta keep them burnin, by god! But if they weren't on fire, I'm sure as hell you'd pee all over them. I sure as hell would. Piss on UT!

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quote: You just summed up yourself Bama fans to a tea. What a pathetic piece of inbred trash. I can't wait for UT to smack you guys this Saturday. You Springer reject. I hate Bama and UGA fans more than ANYTHING. I'm disappointed in you crunchimusmaximus. A perfect set up to make fun of me and you fricking blew it. Pitiful. If you are going to come talking some smack, I expect you to at least flip that shite. Let's go crunchimusmaximus, pick up your game or log the frick off.

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Don't back track now toothless one. You exposed your dirty personal life for everyone to see. You guys are obviously use to that, though, for your Springer auditions. I will feel sorry for your disfunctional family after the beating your team will receive after this weekend. At least take to dog to be boarded or something before it happens. He probably never did anything to you. But then again, neither did your two tonne tessie of a wife.

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There will be blood....
Yes it's that time again. My favorite week of the season. It's UT time.

You see people I hate Tennesse. It's not just your average ordinary hate, this hate permeates through every cell on my body. If one of my cells could speak, that cell would get 5 years in prison for assault and battery.

I feel violent during this week. I like to hit inanimate objects as I walk by them and pretend it's a Tennesse fan. I get Tourrete's during UT week. I'm prone to sudden outbursts of profanity both in the work place and in random places like the grocery store.

People ask me, "tuck, what's wrong? You seem on edge..." I look at them with fury in my eyes and scream, "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO WE PLAY THIS WEEK!!! IT'S F&@$ING TENNESSEE!!! I F%@#ING HATE THOSE F&$%ING F#&$ERS!!! F*&$ TENNESSEE!!! F@#& THEM TO HELL!!1"

When I watch this game, I yell a little bit louder, I break a few more pieces of furniture, and I beat my wife and dog a little more than usual. It's uncontrollable. I am powerless. It is useless to fight it.

This rivalry is everything to me. The alpha and the omega. I want the score to be Bama INFINITY/Tennessee NEGATIVE INFINITY. I want to see their woman and children cry. When Conan the Barbarian said, "Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women," he was referring to Tennessee.

Former Tide player Bully Van der Graaf understood this game. In the 1913, the UT/Bama game went into the night. Cars had to circle the playing field and use their headlights to light up the field so play could continue. There would be no break from the battle. Well in that game Bully got his ear caught in one of his teams pant legs and it cut it pretty badly. Bully was so mad that he tried to pull his own ear off to try and get back in the game. His teammates had to restrain him from his madness. You see when it comes to the Alabama/Tennessee game, there will be hate, there will be fighting, there will be madness, and there will be blood...

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and BTW

I wouldn't piss on a Bama fan if they were on fire.