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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just t
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:49 pm
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:49 pm
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "LSU going to win the natty!" thread up. We all know it's a joke. The "epic" LSU being on top of the SEC and CFB, isn't it? I imagine your little shitgrin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on SECrant posting about a school that you didn't even go to. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a jobless loser. A pathetic "LSU fan." She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:53 pm to ringoflex
What the frick is this shite?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:53 pm to ringoflex
Very strange thread. On multiple levels. Is that one paragraph? Why does this read like the opening paragraph to a weird fetish sex fantasy?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to ringoflex
I can’t read that much when I’m this drunk. Clearly not as drunk as you, but still Wtf are you taking about?
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:54 pm to ringoflex
I’m not sure what this is about, but you are one triggered mother fricker.



Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:55 pm to Hailstate15
Sounded to me like the author was wanting to take this down some perverse humiliated cuckold path.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:55 pm to Fratigerguy
Congrats LSU posters. You’ve driven another Bammer over the edge.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:58 pm to ringoflex
Is this another ag fan? Looks like one.
Posted on 12/1/19 at 11:59 pm to ringoflex
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I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little "LSU going to win the natty!" thread up. We all know it's a joke. The "epic" LSU being on top of the SEC and CFB, isn't it? I imagine your little shitgrin laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fricking frickup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on SECrant posting about a school that you didn't even go to. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a jobless loser. A pathetic "LSU fan." She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "THAT WON'T BE HAPPENING! THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Alabama fans ladies and gentlemen.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:00 am to DownSouthJukin
The worlds gayest copy pasta
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:00 am to The_Ultimate_Warrior
Guys I am higher than the Eiffel tower right now and laughing my arse off at this thread
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:01 am to BoarEd
I seriously would buy whoever wrote this a pound of meth if it kept them posting like this
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:01 am to The_Ultimate_Warrior
Oddly enough, I think he’s an LSU fan.
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:02 am to the808bass
his post history is all LSU. Odd
Posted on 12/2/19 at 12:04 am to ringoflex
Damn. Is is possible to rustle jimmies to this level? There has to be some mental deficiency as well, doesn’t there?
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