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re: There are too many Tigers in the SEC

Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:10 am to
Posted by geaux2019
Member since Dec 2023
288 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:10 am to
I nominate Mike the Tiger as our warrior. Let auburn send their best toilet paper thrower.
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4688 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:10 am to
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But do you have a live tiger on campus?



We do not, but our governor is discussing a one-time rental of a tiger from the St. Louis Zoo (sound familiar) for our game against kansas. We're gonna let him loose in the SE lower stands (visitor's section) just after kickoff. Must see TV, but not for Ak. Hopefully he'll be at the game.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
44035 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:11 am to
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We're actually thinking of changing our name to The Missouri "Suck Our Yankee Dicks" so that should take care of it on our end.


So Aggie of you

Kick both of your asses out
This post was edited on 1/23/25 at 10:13 am
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4688 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:12 am to
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but no one fully respects the tigers flying an eagle named Tiger.


I'd respect the shite out of a flying tiger named Eagle, though
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4688 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:13 am to
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Kick both of your asses out


So coonass of you.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4372 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:13 am to
The barn should leave the sec except for the hoopeyshoot team and the horsies the equestrian team ride—they good.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
44035 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:14 am to
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So coonass of you.


That’s a compliment
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4688 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:14 am to
If you say so.
Posted by lsusteve1
Member since Dec 2004
44035 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:17 am to
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If you say so.


Dont forget it
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4688 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:18 am to
Already forgotten. What were we talking about?
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16052 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:24 am to
Auburn Eagles
Louisiana State Locusts
Missouri Yankees
This post was edited on 1/23/25 at 10:28 am
Posted by Tiger2tiga
Member since Sep 2023
818 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:38 am to
Since LSU is the only 1 with a Live tiger, they get to keep the name. Auburn can be war eagles(live eaglez) and Mizzou can be the Mules!
Posted by Rohan Gravy
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2017
19414 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:54 am to

There’s only one real Tiger and it’s LSU


auburn plainsman

Mizzou is not an SEC team
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
4688 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 10:55 am to
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Mizzou can be the Mules!


Let's combine your idea with mine: The Missouri Suck Our Yankee Mule Dicks
Posted by SEC. 593
Chicago
Member since Aug 2012
4270 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 11:21 am to
Congrats on putting a tiger into a box.
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
1596 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 11:25 am to
LSU Fighting Swamp Rats has a really nice ring to it.
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16052 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 11:28 am to
Louisiana State Bayou Bengals or just Louisiana State Bengals

Posted by rebelphan
Member since Jan 2022
20 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 11:30 am to
and they all suck
Posted by AuburnTigers
Member since Aug 2013
14092 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 12:06 pm to
frick off
Posted by Vincenzo Pantangelli
Member since Nov 2024
1410 posts
Posted on 1/23/25 at 1:17 pm to
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Kick Missouri out of the conference


Nobody would object.

quote:

Auburn War Eagles or Plainsmen



Predicament solved.

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