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re: The Lamest Attempted Insult vs Your School

Posted on 10/15/09 at 1:04 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
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Posted on 10/15/09 at 1:04 pm to
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FWIW your baseball coach (LSU alum) refers to us as the team down south.


I've never heard that to be honest.
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 10/15/09 at 1:04 pm to
The Deliverance jokes by Georgia fans earlier this season were particularly lame because Deliverance was shot and set in Georgia.

I guess people make a connection between Arkansas and Deliverance because of the "squeal like a pig" thing in the movie.
This post was edited on 10/15/09 at 1:05 pm
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14764 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 1:54 pm to
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Corndog has to be the lamest.
It's neither original nor a valid insult


This. What puts it over the top is some barner stole it from another school making fun of their rival. Really Auburn? This is the best you can do.
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19138 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 2:04 pm to
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I replied, "then why the heck have y'all got that flea-ridden mutt on the field? Are you the Tennessee Hound Dogs?"

I like hound dogs! Hound Dogs would be a great mascot, especially Coon Dogs!
Posted by Porky
Member since Aug 2008
19138 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

I guess people make a connection between Arkansas and Deliverance because of the "squeal like a pig" thing in the movie.

I always thought it was because people usually make reference to what they like...ya know like hunters talking about hunting, football fans talking about football, etc. ...and they like to talk about ......well, you get my point?
Posted by JaboStokes
Member since Nov 2008
1865 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 2:32 pm to
"F You Saban"
Posted by BenHOGan
Kansas City
Member since Sep 2005
1775 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 2:51 pm to
It's exceedingly lame when people make references to pork, bbq, swine, etc. Every single week, we have trolls who come on Razorback message boards and exclaim they are going to have a "Pig Roast" or "BBQ Pork" this week. Pork rinds and bacon are also played. Not sure the insult, actually. Last week before the Auburn game I had a big plate of bacon with my eggs, pancakes and toast. And I ate some ribs at a post-game party.

Yes, our mascot is of the porcine variety. They are vicious animals in the wild and the mascot itself is unique in the American sports world. We like it. We don't mind at all references to pork, swine, ham, bacon, bbq, etc.

One of my favorite "insults" that got thrown back in the faces of the insulters came in the final game of the 1994 Final Four. We're playing those arrogant dickheads from Duke, and we are down by 10 midway through the second half. Nolan calls timeout and the camera goes to the Duke student section, where those smarmy nerds are chanting "I smell bacon" in their sissy little New-Jersey-Went-To-Durham accents. For the remainder of the game, Corliss and the Hogs chipped away at that lead until Scotty Thurman drained a three-pointer with 4 seconds left on the clock. And after Duke missed a desperation three, we were national champs. Bacon indeed.
Posted by RollTideATL
Member since Sep 2009
2312 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 2:52 pm to
"Bear's Dead"..... no f*ckin shite!!!
Posted by Pax Regis
Alabama
Member since Sep 2007
14764 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 3:00 pm to
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One of my favorite "insults" that got thrown back in the faces of the insulters came in the final game of the 1994 Final Four. We're playing those arrogant dickheads from Duke, and we are down by 10 midway through the second half. Nolan calls timeout and the camera goes to the Duke student section, where those smarmy nerds are chanting "I smell bacon" in their sissy little New-Jersey-Went-To-Durham accents. For the remainder of the game, Corliss and the Hogs chipped away at that lead until Scotty Thurman drained a three-pointer with 4 seconds left on the clock. And after Duke missed a desperation three, we were national champs. Bacon indeed.


Congrats. The greatest Arkansas sports moment in the history of the school.
Posted by BenHOGan
Kansas City
Member since Sep 2005
1775 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 3:10 pm to
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Congrats. The greatest Arkansas sports moment in the history of the school.


So far.

Undefeated 1964 season was special, though I was about 6.75 years from making my appearance on this earth at that time. That year actually influenced the major polling services to begin naming their champs after the bowls instead of before them.

The 1977 season we went 10-1, losing only to texas. Beat #1 Oklahoma in the Orange bowl 31-8. That was a high point for sure, but it's empty without a MNC. I guess we could have done like Bama and claimed it anyway. Or maybe done like Old Miss and hung a banner.
This post was edited on 10/15/09 at 3:12 pm
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29627 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 3:43 pm to
another lame one some people with recent success like to pull out on bama is to refer to their recent trophies. they like to say "where's your hardware" as frequently as possible. i'm like... mofo, have you ever even SEEN our trophy cabinet?
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87002 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 3:59 pm to
Where's your Hardware from this decade?



J/K
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:00 pm to
LSwho and corndogs.

Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:20 pm to
LSWho = Ole Piss

Nothing,,,,,,,and I mean NOTHING can top "corndogs" for stupidity.

CORNDOGS? Really? Am I supposed to be insulted? How is it related to LSU?

Corndogs?
Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
29627 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:21 pm to
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Sid in Lakeshore


you shut your corndog mouth.
Posted by Sid in Lakeshore
Member since Oct 2008
41956 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:24 pm to
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
17292 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:34 pm to
<---------------Likes corndogs.
Posted by arrakis
Member since Nov 2008
21168 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:47 pm to
When my son was at WSU, the state pinheads tried to abolish any mention of WSU as "Wazzou" because of the slang connotation. School told them to frick off.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
17292 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:55 pm to
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arrakis


That dog's freaking me out.
Posted by auzach91
Marietta, GA
Member since Jan 2009
41197 posts
Posted on 10/15/09 at 4:59 pm to
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"Bear's Dead"..... no f*ckin shite!!!


then stop worshiping him. seriously. yall bring this one on yourself
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