The entire concept of Georgia Football bores me.

The logo is a boring G. Their uniforms are a boring shade of red and black (the most boring color.) Their stadium is so boring that hedges are the most striking thing about it. Their mascot is a bulldog, the ugliest and most lethargic of dog breeds. They’ve recruited top notch talent always but always put out a boring arse 1970s Big 10 style product on the field. Even the name “Georgia” makes me think of a stuffy older woman or some disease where your stomach spontaneously overfills itself with food, causing vomiting. I can’t even find it within myself to hate them outside of how much it annoys me that their brand is so weak that I forget they’re the dominant power in the East. I always think of Florida, even Tennessee first.