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re: The 3rd Annual Legitimate SEC Rant Worst Poster Tournament: Championship

Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:29 pm to
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:29 pm to
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Teenagers quit using that phrase three years ago.


Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:30 pm to
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This is god-tier level cringe.



Yep. texag7 makes MulkeyMan toss his salad.
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:32 pm to
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Yep. texag7 makes MulkeyMan toss his salad.


I appreciate your interest TexAg7/Cajunbama, but I’m not gay, not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:37 pm to
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I’m not gay


Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:39 pm to
16 votes so far. Signing off to watch a show on Netflix with the Mrs. (no pics, sorry losers). Keep the thread rolling Cuyler, I’m counting on you. Not sure Cajunbama has enough tears to keep it going.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37458 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:40 pm to
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Signing off to watch a show on Netflix with the Mrs.


I already watched it with her
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:41 pm to
When you make MulkeyMan toss your salad, do you make him use syrup
or jelly?
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:54 pm to
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I already watched it with her









Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 9:55 pm to
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I already watched it with her


Sorry buddy, 10s don’t go out with 3s. If you had asked her out back in the day with those teeth of yours, she and all of her friends would have laughed you out of the room.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 10:21 pm to
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Posted by Mulkey Man on 8/3/22 at 9:39 pm


quote:

Signing off to watch a show on Netflix with the Mrs.


. . .

quote:

Posted by Mulkey Man on 8/3/22 at 9:57 pm to cajunbama



Guess she wasn't interested.
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
30949 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 11:46 pm to
Took a little longer to put the kids to bed. You two idiots wouldn’t know anything about having a wife and kids.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 11:51 pm to
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You two idiots wouldn’t know anything about having a wife and kids.


Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 11:54 pm to
I would bet $1,000 that you are divorced from an ugly woman and live alone or with your mother.
Posted by The_Ultimate_Warrior
Member since Mar 2019
5732 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 11:57 pm to
Great job putting this thing on Mulk!

You’ve managed this tournament like a fine-tuned machine, starting with the very first round.



If only Diddler could take a few pointers away from your successful management!
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/3/22 at 11:58 pm to
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Great job putting this thing on Mulk!


Thanks Ultimate. I’m just here for the true freedom-loving Americans who believe in true democracy.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 12:04 am to
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divorced


Correct

quote:

ugly woman


Incorrect

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live alone


Correct

And I couldn't be happier.
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 12:07 am to
I had you pegged perfectly. I can tell by your emotional outbursts and douchebag attitude. Post a picture of the ex who had enough of you. We can vote on whether she is ugly or not.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37458 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 12:11 am to
Dude is married and on here all night every night
Posted by Mulkey Man
Member since Apr 2021
19403 posts
Posted on 8/4/22 at 12:13 am to
I’ll bet another $1,000 that you’re not married, because even ugly women won’t go out with a little worm with jacked up teeth.
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