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re: Texas' Deep Appreciation for the SEC's Generosity

Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:14 pm to
Posted by Broken Coyote
Seated. Facing forward
Member since Dec 2010
3050 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:14 pm to
Watch this bevo and some more.
Posted by arlo
Member since Oct 2007
12376 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:17 pm to
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And circling around back to the Bitch (which I am told Corps Members often do), she is the HIGHEST RANKING OFFICER in the Corps of Cadets. Yes, the female dog outranks all those stupid a**es. In fact, they have a group of them whose whole mission is to "protect the dog". From what, I do not know --perhaps for those times when there are no available sheep. And finally regarding the dog, they have a burial ground where are all the DEAD dogs, can "see the scoreboard" at Kyle Field. In fact, when they added their South Endzone which they call the Zone, construction had to be halted so they could figure out a way so it would not obstruct the dead dogs view.


Why all the dog hate?

The military loves dogs.
Posted by TheBloodTypo
College Station
Member since Sep 2011
225 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:23 pm to
Reveille outranking everyone is a satire of WWII. Dogs were legit members of the military, and, jokingly, were often highly ranked, since they needed someone to take care of them.

I'm probably half your age and even I know that.
Posted by arlo
Member since Oct 2007
12376 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:28 pm to
The military spends about $35mil per year on dogs and they're probably worth it.

Don't let Reveille get loose at the Barn, or he might wind up in the exploding dog department.
Posted by MaroonDontRun
Richmond, Texas
Member since Feb 2004
168 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:29 pm to
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Thanks for taking a break from your Longhorn Network jerkfest marathon to share your thoughts. It'll be ok.


Dude, no one is carrying ESPN Moo so he was probably taking a break from dancing with the stars or Ellen re-runs.

PS. You now you are old when you don't know what the popular tv shows are these days. [/smack fail]
Posted by GeauxHogz
Member since Nov 2009
462 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:33 pm to
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Someone missing their dick pulling buddy already?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:39 pm to
DIDN'T READ LOL
Posted by ItsThatDude12
Giving out Mercy Knees
Member since Apr 2009
9927 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:39 pm to
Didn't A&M beat Texas last year?
Posted by Smoke Ring
Scenic Highway Crackhouse
Member since Dec 2010
4240 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:39 pm to
Go to the LHN and suck yourself off, at least no one will see you do it
Posted by jatebe
Queen of Links
Member since Oct 2008
18284 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:39 pm to




Oh yeah, you mad!!


Posted by Choctaw Hog
Member since Nov 2006
7586 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:42 pm to
Is this one of those "I don’t give a shite about whatever” threads but care enough to write a short novel to tell everybody? I believe it is. What I see is a bunch of Longhorns with a bad case of the read arse over A & M telling Texas to shove it up their arse. Kodos to A & M!
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23048 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:44 pm to
I know this is the SEC board, but you essentially just walked into the room and yelled. We all think you're weird.

That said, it's nice to see someone explain the UT mindset vs ATM. We know they're the ugly step-sister, but someone at the SEC office is all superduper excited to have them. We, as fans, have no idea why.
This post was edited on 9/27/11 at 3:47 pm
Posted by packdaddy75
Member since May 2010
1222 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:46 pm to
Go back to bevodroppings!
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
49612 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:46 pm to
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BUT REMEMBER, ABSOLUTELY NO TAKEBACKS!!!!!



Are you sure? But it's your retarded ginger half-brother. And who said we wanted them? UT has pretty much owned them, and ya'll don't want to give that up do you?
Posted by Central Tiger
Louisiana
Member since May 2006
2660 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 4:10 pm to
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I put most of this on a post in another thread,



Over/under on how many other forums, threads, etc. he posted this on...5?
Posted by AggieArchitect04
Texas
Member since Sep 2011
2198 posts
Posted on 9/27/11 at 4:25 pm to
Posted by Street Fighter
Katy, TX
Member since Jun 2010
229 posts
Posted on 9/28/11 at 9:32 am to
Nobody cares about your viewerless eunuch cow tv station.

Which one are you?
This post was edited on 9/28/11 at 9:35 am
Posted by Charpie
Member since Jan 2009
7 posts
Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:09 am to
This what I haven't been able to understand about Texas and Baylor. They HATE the Aggies, yet can't stop talking about them. Jesus Christ STOP CARING SO MUCH
Posted by AAM02
Member since Jun 2010
835 posts
Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:15 am to
Hoooolllyyyyyyyy crap. Did that just happen?
Posted by Sweet Kitten Feet
College Station, TX
Member since Sep 2011
2 posts
Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:24 am to
Obession noted Whorn.
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