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Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:17 pm to Erosey
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And circling around back to the Bitch (which I am told Corps Members often do), she is the HIGHEST RANKING OFFICER in the Corps of Cadets. Yes, the female dog outranks all those stupid a**es. In fact, they have a group of them whose whole mission is to "protect the dog". From what, I do not know --perhaps for those times when there are no available sheep. And finally regarding the dog, they have a burial ground where are all the DEAD dogs, can "see the scoreboard" at Kyle Field. In fact, when they added their South Endzone which they call the Zone, construction had to be halted so they could figure out a way so it would not obstruct the dead dogs view.
Why all the dog hate?
The military loves dogs.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:23 pm to arlo
Reveille outranking everyone is a satire of WWII. Dogs were legit members of the military, and, jokingly, were often highly ranked, since they needed someone to take care of them.
I'm probably half your age and even I know that.
I'm probably half your age and even I know that.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:28 pm to TheBloodTypo
The military spends about $35mil per year on dogs and they're probably worth it.
Don't let Reveille get loose at the Barn, or he might wind up in the exploding dog department.
Don't let Reveille get loose at the Barn, or he might wind up in the exploding dog department.
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:29 pm to TheBloodTypo
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Thanks for taking a break from your Longhorn Network jerkfest marathon to share your thoughts. It'll be ok.
Dude, no one is carrying ESPN Moo so he was probably taking a break from dancing with the stars or Ellen re-runs.
PS. You now you are old when you don't know what the popular tv shows are these days. [/smack fail]
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:33 pm to dedfella
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Someone missing their dick pulling buddy already?


Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:39 pm to Projectpat
Didn't A&M beat Texas last year?
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:39 pm to Projectpat
Go to the LHN and suck yourself off, at least no one will see you do it 

Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:42 pm to Erosey
Is this one of those "I don’t give a shite about whatever” threads but care enough to write a short novel to tell everybody? I believe it is. What I see is a bunch of Longhorns with a bad case of the read arse over A & M telling Texas to shove it up their arse. Kodos to A & M! 

Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:44 pm to Projectpat
I know this is the SEC board, but you essentially just walked into the room and yelled. We all think you're weird.
That said, it's nice to see someone explain the UT mindset vs ATM. We know they're the ugly step-sister, but someone at the SEC office is all superduper excited to have them. We, as fans, have no idea why.
That said, it's nice to see someone explain the UT mindset vs ATM. We know they're the ugly step-sister, but someone at the SEC office is all superduper excited to have them. We, as fans, have no idea why.
This post was edited on 9/27/11 at 3:47 pm
Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:46 pm to AtlantaLSUfan
Go back to bevodroppings!

Posted on 9/27/11 at 3:46 pm to Erosey
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BUT REMEMBER, ABSOLUTELY NO TAKEBACKS!!!!!
Are you sure? But it's your retarded ginger half-brother. And who said we wanted them? UT has pretty much owned them, and ya'll don't want to give that up do you?
Posted on 9/27/11 at 4:10 pm to Erosey
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I put most of this on a post in another thread,
Over/under on how many other forums, threads, etc. he posted this on...5?
Posted on 9/28/11 at 9:32 am to TheCheshireHog
Nobody cares about your viewerless eunuch cow tv station.
Which one are you?
Which one are you?
This post was edited on 9/28/11 at 9:35 am
Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:09 am to Street Fighter

Posted on 9/28/11 at 10:15 am to Charpie
Hoooolllyyyyyyyy crap. Did that just happen?




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