re: Texas A&M's history as an SEC national championship program

i'll clear it up for you.

grew up in SE Texas (Port Neches), graduated LSU in 1993, lived on West Chimes right off Nicholson, across the street from the tennis courts and PMAC; from there i finished a seminary degree at Duke and followed that with a law degree. live in CenTex now.

i grew up and currently live around many of you arrogant pole smoking fricks. and i say without hesitation that you're a fricking plague, a pestilence, upon decent society, this great state and entire nation.

as a collective you all fail by any measure of basic human decency simply by being conscious. throughout my professional life, any time the chips were down and it was nut cutting time, all i've see from you fake army frickwits is your arse and elbows headed in the opposite direction, leaving real people who care about the right things to clean up the mess and make things right.

simply put, frick your entire fricking life and everything you stand for, bud.

in conclusion, please do us all a favor...you all go sit in the corner, make a fist and frick yourselves with it.

doing that will be the best thing you've done with your existence to date.

p.s...i pulled that truth serum video off Surly.