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Tennessee fans, who would have thunk it...

Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:50 pm
Posted by tOGLettuce
Out Yonder
Member since Aug 2015
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Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:50 pm
Mississippi State...........perennial 6th in the west..... hires a life long college coach, in his absolute prime, a CEO mind....speaks fluid English......to run it's program.

Tennessee hires an absolute redneck collarbone eating a-hole, who sounds like everyone's first cousin on his 4th michelob ultra..... at the local country club, long drive contest.... "Im hittem long tu day Fillup"


There's a reason Cohen declined that mouthsticking meathead. The wash will cleans it.

Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
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Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:53 pm to
Are we still laughing at Tennessee?
Posted by tOGLettuce
Out Yonder
Member since Aug 2015
1108 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:55 pm to
quote:

Are we still laughing at Tennessee?

Does a 1 legged duck shite in a circle?
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:58 pm to
Glad ur administration was blown away by his great work at Fordham
This post was edited on 12/13/17 at 11:02 pm
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
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Posted on 12/13/17 at 10:59 pm to
Now Pruitt will be drunk in your front yard at 2 am. Good job
Posted by tOGLettuce
Out Yonder
Member since Aug 2015
1108 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:00 pm to
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you’re

It's already trickling down....That was quick
Posted by Cobb Dawg
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Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:05 pm to
And the ignorant hillbilly even edited the post.
Posted by tOGLettuce
Out Yonder
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1108 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:09 pm to
Posted by dawgdayafternoon
Jacksonville, GA
Member since Jul 2011
21575 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:17 pm to
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speaks fluid English

That already sounds like a bad culture fit.
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:30 pm to
Strange melt, didn’t you guys lose the only coach you’ve ever been relevant under?
Posted by Volatile
Tennessee
Member since Apr 2014
5470 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:41 pm to
What about Jackie Sherrill?
Posted by Johnny B Goode
Fort Campbell, KY
Member since Jul 2012
2061 posts
Posted on 12/13/17 at 11:41 pm to
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There's a reason Cohen declined that mouthsticking meathead.


According to Elite Dawgs, MSU offered CJP the job. Looks like he turned y'all down.

sauces
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Tennessee hires an absolute redneck collarbone eating a-hole, who sounds like everyone's first cousin on his 4th michelob ultra..... at the local country club, long drive contest.... "Im hittem long tu day Fillup"


My goodness this sounds way more fun.
Posted by Ole Messcort
Member since Aug 2017
1752 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:09 am to
Pruitt almost went full Saban melt in his opening press conference. Can't wait to watch him after UGA and Bama games.


Posted by rg3
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:08 am to
Thread. Not. Going. As. Planned.
Posted by ATLdawg25
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2014
4370 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:12 am to
quote:

hires an absolute redneck collarbone eating a-hole, who sounds like everyone's first cousin on his 4th michelob ultra..... at the local country club, long drive contest.... "Im hittem long tu day Fillup"

quote:

Are we still laughing at Tennessee?


If we're laughing at head coaches with those qualities, I don't think LSU can say much.
Posted by salty1
Member since Jun 2015
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:36 am to
Shhhhhhhh......
Posted by Quarterite
The Lower Quarter
Member since Oct 2016
959 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 9:21 am to
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speaks fluid English


If that means he spits when he talks, sounds like he'll be right at home in Shartville.
Posted by CedarVol
Member since Feb 2015
136 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 11:13 am to
Your Mississippi State.

You need the biggest redneck collarbone eating-est SOB you can find to reel them good ole country boys to State.

Good luck with your CEO. You better hope he can learn to relate to those redneck collarbone eating recruits that you have to get to play football for your university.
Posted by madmaxvol
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 12:10 pm to
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Are we still laughing at Tennessee?


quote:

Does a 1 legged duck shite in a circle?


Probably not. Most animals don't walk when they defecate. So, it could do it while standing on one leg or while flying.
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