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Posted by Marty McFrat
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:36 pm to
Since this is random, Regions came out with a "make your own debit card" thingy today.... only $10! I made me one!

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Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:36 pm to
Sweet dreams... Legal hard legging is always well received!!!

I will kiss mocha for you.

She still hasn't figured out why she's mocha.
Posted by FrontRow25
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

My dogs used to Just roll in the dead chicken sludge in the farm next to ours. They would smell for DAYS, even after their baths. Couldn't have been prouder.


My dog loves dead worms for some reason. I think he thinks it is cologne.
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:37 pm to
He grew up in tougher times. Chickens were for eatin and eggs and a dog that takes that away got punished.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:37 pm to
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I think everyone overlooked my camp story on the last page. I took time to type that.



Guilty

Heads back to look


Goodnight BHP

I still owe you another helicopter since I crashed the other one.
Posted by RedElephants
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:37 pm to
Hunter you know better than to post a story that long. You know we don't be readin all that...
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:38 pm to
quote:

My dog loves dead worms for some reason. I think he thinks it is cologne.



ALL Dogs love the dead worms
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:38 pm to
Mine too!! She'll literally fine a millimeter of a worm and position herself perfectly before she commences rolling...
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:38 pm to
It's worth it. Read it with a good country accent.
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:40 pm to
Alright... I just read that, and I don't know how I missed it....


Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:41 pm to
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Me, a buddy, his dad and uncles were in this new hunt club down in Randolph county. We were going down for the first weekend to camp and it was dark before we got there. Knew where we were going to put the campers and all, and before we got there, his uncled jumped on the cb.. guys.. is there a gas station? My stomach is rolling. Well.. naturally, there isn't and we're still a few miles away.. and you can here the distress in his voice. We start laughing and goading him on the CB. Finally.. we reach where we're gonna camp and he's like.. I haven't time to dig a latrine, go nail this 2x4 up to a tree.. lol So, me and my buddy go and do what he asked.. we're around 16 at the time. We walked a good ways off in the woods to do it for him. And then point him in the direction to where it was nailed up. So he goes off.. has enough time to start taking care of his pains, when around a corner comes a car and headlights right on his arse. We had accidentally nailed it to two trees about 10 foot off the road and he was hung out for the world to see when they came around the corner.




OMG

Well that reminds me, the other day I found my parents old CB radios in the attic.
Posted by Alahunter
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:41 pm to
He was kinda pissed at us. It was funnier that it was an accident and not on purpose, although we did do alot of shite to him and his other uncle on purpose.
Posted by RedElephants
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by tidenumber1
Iuka, MS
Member since Oct 2008
661 posts
Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:42 pm to
We used to have a daschund that would go to our neighbors back yard looking for the scrap pile. She would then eat until she could barely stand and roll in what was left.

She would stink to high heaven even after you gave her a bath you would have to smell farts all night because her stomach was so upset.
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:43 pm to
quote:

He was kinda pissed at us. It was funnier that it was an accident and not on purpose, although we did do alot of shite to him and his other uncle on purpose.





Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:43 pm to
we had pigs on our farm when I was little and i named them all and tied bows on their necks... Then we had bacon one morning, and my brother was like... You are eating Mr.Pinky!

I cried and cried and cried.... Thank God we just had horses and crops after that...
Posted by villager
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Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:44 pm to
OK I'm confused.. why do you need a 2x4 to go poopie?
Posted by Alahunter
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90742 posts
Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:44 pm to
mmm.. bacon.

I'm thinking real serious bout getting me a couple of feeder pigs to raise and take to the slaughterhouse this fall or next spring.
Posted by Alahunter
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90742 posts
Posted on 3/1/11 at 10:45 pm to
we were primitive camping, no bathouse or bathrooms. Wanted it to sit on, until we could dig for an outhouse.
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