Soooo many Lil Bro threads

Your best team in 20 years got blown in half at home. Your fans then humiliated the SEC and hundreds of students banned from attending further games.

Embarrassing

And that’s only recently.

Prior to that they:
…hired a recovering alcoholic
…went 5-7
…couldn’t put anyone in the NFL
…told the SEC that Texas-OU would be the SEC’s greatest game (big nope on that)
…head coach gets divorced
…assistant coach marries his stripper girlfriend named “Pole Assassin” that he walked out on his wife and kids for
…stripper has an act that includes a monkey that bit a child this time of year 2-3 years ago
…spent two months propping up a win over Michigan (who will likely end the year with 6 losses)

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This is some serious comedy. Holy shite daddy

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FIFY dildo

Aggy always goes straight to the dildo jokes. I shouldn't be surprised.

You’re not our girlfriend. Give us space!

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The dildo jokes write themselves when you gave one a trophy case.

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Is this where this image belongs?

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Ummmm…Texas has been talking shite since last year when you were admitted to the SEC. You didn’t even play a single conference game and you were talking like you owned teams. The rest of the SEC just waited. And then you played Georgia. And lost. Bad. And then you played mighty Vanderbilt and squeezed by with a 3 point win. Meanwhile, A&M has beaten five SEC opponents in a row, and four of them have been by larger than ten point margins. This isn’t boasting, it’s simply facts. So yes, Aggies are crowing about their actual wins. But we are doing so while you are beating your chest over a three point win to Vandy. I suggest you read the room. It isn’t what you think it is.

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Lol starting with “ummmm” is very zesty. You go queen.

Is this the comeback you practice in the shower? Lol

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Prior to that they: …hired a recovering alcoholic …went 5-7 …couldn’t put anyone in the NFL …told the SEC that Texas-OU would be the SEC’s greatest game (big nope on that) …head coach gets divorced …assistant coach marries his stripper girlfriend named “Pole Assassin” that he walked out on his wife and kids for …stripper has an act that includes a monkey that bit a child this time of year 2-3 years ago …spent two months propping up a win over Michigan (who will likely end the year with 6 losses)

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…hired a recovering alcoholic
- You hired a pre-diabetic obese coach with an obvious food addiction.

…went 5-7
- Won the conference and made the playoffs last year.

…couldn’t put anyone in the NFL
- 10+ were drafted last year, how many did aggy put?

…told the SEC that Texas-OU would be the SEC’s greatest game (big nope on that)
- not our fault OU let Gabriel walk

…head coach gets divorced
- WTF does this have to do with anything you weirdo lol

…assistant coach marries his stripper girlfriend named “Pole Assassin” that he walked out on his wife and kids for
…stripper has an act that includes a monkey that bit a child this time of year 2-3 years ago
-That’s a crazy story, right?

…spent two months propping up a win over Michigan (who will likely end the year with 6 losses)
- Michigan beat USC ..jus saying

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assistant coach marries his stripper girlfriend named “Pole Assassin” 

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I fail to see the issue here.