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So What Is The Whole Bobby Petrino story?
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:42 am
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:42 am
He was involved in a one-vehicle motorcycle crash earlier this week.
He states that a woman at the scene flagged down some passing motorists (a couple) who then took him to the hospital.
Petrino says that sunlight/wind/natural factors made him wipe out on a bend in the road.
The school released a statement and had press conferences summarizing these details. Bobby was said to be the only individual involved.
Fast forward to the police report: the accident didn't occur on a bend as he said, but on a straight road. This isn't really important other than speculation.
The groundbreaking revelation was that he was not the only individual involved, but he had a passenger. That "the lady at the scene" as he so vaguely and impersonably referred to her, was actually a recently hired (and definite IWHI) hired by Petrino to work for the football department.
She was hired for her postition the day it was posted, a month ahead of the application deadline. This is fishy, especially when:
Last night Bobby Petrino's note to the press admitted that he had an inappapropriate relationship with her. He explained why he didn't notify the school of his passenger (for obvious reasons), and now they have egg on their faces for repeating his account that he was alone in the wreck.
There are now issues on at least two fronts working against him: that he misreported the accident to the AD, leaving off obvious details of interest to his employer (and thus the employer of his subordinate/slampiece).
Also, people are now calling into question the ethics of her hiring, and whether it was affected by the affair (duh). And some other effects pertaining to harassment/supervisor-subordinant relationships.
Not to mention, she is engaged to another athletic department employee.
There are other minor details that make you realize he was very intentionally trying to cover up these facts, such as having the motorists who picked him up stop so that the passenger/mistress could disappear before he was transported by cop car to the hospital.
He wore a hoodie to his press conference.
He states that a woman at the scene flagged down some passing motorists (a couple) who then took him to the hospital.
Petrino says that sunlight/wind/natural factors made him wipe out on a bend in the road.
The school released a statement and had press conferences summarizing these details. Bobby was said to be the only individual involved.
Fast forward to the police report: the accident didn't occur on a bend as he said, but on a straight road. This isn't really important other than speculation.
The groundbreaking revelation was that he was not the only individual involved, but he had a passenger. That "the lady at the scene" as he so vaguely and impersonably referred to her, was actually a recently hired (and definite IWHI) hired by Petrino to work for the football department.
She was hired for her postition the day it was posted, a month ahead of the application deadline. This is fishy, especially when:
Last night Bobby Petrino's note to the press admitted that he had an inappapropriate relationship with her. He explained why he didn't notify the school of his passenger (for obvious reasons), and now they have egg on their faces for repeating his account that he was alone in the wreck.
There are now issues on at least two fronts working against him: that he misreported the accident to the AD, leaving off obvious details of interest to his employer (and thus the employer of his subordinate/slampiece).
Also, people are now calling into question the ethics of her hiring, and whether it was affected by the affair (duh). And some other effects pertaining to harassment/supervisor-subordinant relationships.
Not to mention, she is engaged to another athletic department employee.
There are other minor details that make you realize he was very intentionally trying to cover up these facts, such as having the motorists who picked him up stop so that the passenger/mistress could disappear before he was transported by cop car to the hospital.
He wore a hoodie to his press conference.
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Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:42 am to pioneerbasketball
Also, were you and Bobby on the way to paint?
from:Rebelgator
4/5/2012 5:44:26 PM
When I said you should eat a lot of little debbie's, this is NOT what I meant! Calm the frick down!!!
from:Nick Saban
4/5/2012 5:44:17 PM
What a noob. If Petrino knew better, he would have went with a miniature horse instead of a woman. Way bigger cocks.
from:Nick Saban
4/5/2012 5:44:11 PM
hey hey Bobby ;)
from:Casey Dick
4/5/2012 5:44:09 PM
It's ok, Bobby's wife has cancer.
from:John Edwards
4/5/2012 5:44:08 PM
not me guys. i was returning some videotapes.
from:Patrick Bateman
4/5/2012 5:43:57 PM
I'm cannot believe the rumors that Jessica was hooking up with Bobby Petrino.
For starters, they aren't related.
from:Abe
from:Rebelgator
4/5/2012 5:44:26 PM
When I said you should eat a lot of little debbie's, this is NOT what I meant! Calm the frick down!!!
from:Nick Saban
4/5/2012 5:44:17 PM
What a noob. If Petrino knew better, he would have went with a miniature horse instead of a woman. Way bigger cocks.
from:Nick Saban
4/5/2012 5:44:11 PM
hey hey Bobby ;)
from:Casey Dick
4/5/2012 5:44:09 PM
It's ok, Bobby's wife has cancer.
from:John Edwards
4/5/2012 5:44:08 PM
not me guys. i was returning some videotapes.
from:Patrick Bateman
4/5/2012 5:43:57 PM
I'm cannot believe the rumors that Jessica was hooking up with Bobby Petrino.
For starters, they aren't related.
from:Abe
This post was edited on 4/1/22 at 6:44 am
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:45 am to pioneerbasketball
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:45 am to pioneerbasketball
quote:
He wore a hoodie to his press conference.
But, was he wearing an undershirt?
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:46 am to pioneerbasketball
4/5/2012 5:43:50 PM
I'm sorry but that's what you get for having sex before marriage, Jess
from:Tim Tebow
4/5/2012 5:43:39 PM
You aren't Casey Anthony, but I'm a fat, gross shitbag. So it might work anyways.
And to Josh, semen is fattening, so she'll be a Hawg in 15 years regardless.
from:SADUCFKNIGHT
4/5/2012 5:43:32 PM
Where did everybody go?
from:vBulletin
4/5/2012 5:43:31 PM
I recommend the Italian Sausage for your reception
from:Rick Pitino
4/5/2012 5:43:25 PM
Damn and I had plans on crashing that wedding........¯\_(?)_/¯
from:636
4/5/2012 5:43:21 PM
jessica...patino rhymes with patrino, will you take a ride on my hot ROD?
from:rick patino
4/5/2012 5:43:15 PM
Registered at Dillards...I see you re a high class hooker!
from:Martha Stewart
4/5/2012 5:43:12 PM
im sure this is one big misunderstanding
from:sandusky
4/5/2012 5:43:10 PM
I'm too fat to cheat. Nobody loves me.
from:Charlie Weiss
4/5/2012 5:43:08 PM
Interesting...
from:Trinity
4/5/2012 5:42:58 PM
Any chance we can listen into #patrinohouseholdradio tonight?
from:Lexington police
4/5/2012 5:42:51 PM
Hi Jess. I just want you to know that our resident loud-mouth lard-asses at Hogville.net will welcome you in with open arms. We've never been laid, so please come on by.
from:Lanny Beavers
4/5/2012 5:42:48 PM
Craig James killed five hookers at SMU
from:Allegedly
4/5/2012 5:42:46 PM
Way to go Bobby! Get in that hole?
from:Tiger Woods
4/5/2012 5:42:42 PM
Are we supposed to show up with road rash or do we get it there? Ah fo shiz I'm sure bobby p can help us out wid that, if he's there.
from:Kellen Winslow II
4/5/2012 5:42:41 PM
Jess, wanna go roller skating?
from:Bama Rabbi
4/5/2012 5:42:33 PM
Need a MC?
from:Brent Petway
4/5/2012 5:42:28 PM
All joking aside. Luckily this happened before you married her Josh. You dodged a bullet
from:Mike
4/5/2012 5:42:23 PM
I'll take her too.
from:The Honey Badger
4/5/2012 5:42:13 PM
Bobby, did she get a taste of the grass?
from:Les Miles
4/5/2012 5:42:02 PM
These are my confessions
from:Usher
4/5/2012 5:41:52 PM
fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
from:Morris Claiborne
4/5/2012 5:41:51 PM
Ayo mami, ese culo...I'll show you a real good time.
from:Mr. Worldwide aka Pitbull
4/5/2012 5:41:46 PM
How come I am banned and that fricker from Pedo State gets to post ?
from:Capstone06
4/5/2012 5:41:45 PM
Looks like 9 people left a comment before we got here and made it significantly better.
from:America
4/5/2012 5:41:33 PM
Hahahaha
from:Dorial Green-Beckham
4/5/2012 5:41:30 PM
Hang in there Jessica and Josh and Bobby and Jessica and Josh and Bobby and Jessica and Josh and Bobby and Jessican and Josh and Bobby
I'm sorry but that's what you get for having sex before marriage, Jess
from:Tim Tebow
4/5/2012 5:43:39 PM
You aren't Casey Anthony, but I'm a fat, gross shitbag. So it might work anyways.
And to Josh, semen is fattening, so she'll be a Hawg in 15 years regardless.
from:SADUCFKNIGHT
4/5/2012 5:43:32 PM
Where did everybody go?
from:vBulletin
4/5/2012 5:43:31 PM
I recommend the Italian Sausage for your reception
from:Rick Pitino
4/5/2012 5:43:25 PM
Damn and I had plans on crashing that wedding........¯\_(?)_/¯
from:636
4/5/2012 5:43:21 PM
jessica...patino rhymes with patrino, will you take a ride on my hot ROD?
from:rick patino
4/5/2012 5:43:15 PM
Registered at Dillards...I see you re a high class hooker!
from:Martha Stewart
4/5/2012 5:43:12 PM
im sure this is one big misunderstanding
from:sandusky
4/5/2012 5:43:10 PM
I'm too fat to cheat. Nobody loves me.
from:Charlie Weiss
4/5/2012 5:43:08 PM
Interesting...
from:Trinity
4/5/2012 5:42:58 PM
Any chance we can listen into #patrinohouseholdradio tonight?
from:Lexington police
4/5/2012 5:42:51 PM
Hi Jess. I just want you to know that our resident loud-mouth lard-asses at Hogville.net will welcome you in with open arms. We've never been laid, so please come on by.
from:Lanny Beavers
4/5/2012 5:42:48 PM
Craig James killed five hookers at SMU
from:Allegedly
4/5/2012 5:42:46 PM
Way to go Bobby! Get in that hole?
from:Tiger Woods
4/5/2012 5:42:42 PM
Are we supposed to show up with road rash or do we get it there? Ah fo shiz I'm sure bobby p can help us out wid that, if he's there.
from:Kellen Winslow II
4/5/2012 5:42:41 PM
Jess, wanna go roller skating?
from:Bama Rabbi
4/5/2012 5:42:33 PM
Need a MC?
from:Brent Petway
4/5/2012 5:42:28 PM
All joking aside. Luckily this happened before you married her Josh. You dodged a bullet
from:Mike
4/5/2012 5:42:23 PM
I'll take her too.
from:The Honey Badger
4/5/2012 5:42:13 PM
Bobby, did she get a taste of the grass?
from:Les Miles
4/5/2012 5:42:02 PM
These are my confessions
from:Usher
4/5/2012 5:41:52 PM
fduksl jkldfsas kljfsfdodasin dkfasdfljdfdddfhh djfkdfljs!!
from:Morris Claiborne
4/5/2012 5:41:51 PM
Ayo mami, ese culo...I'll show you a real good time.
from:Mr. Worldwide aka Pitbull
4/5/2012 5:41:46 PM
How come I am banned and that fricker from Pedo State gets to post ?
from:Capstone06
4/5/2012 5:41:45 PM
Looks like 9 people left a comment before we got here and made it significantly better.
from:America
4/5/2012 5:41:33 PM
Hahahaha
from:Dorial Green-Beckham
4/5/2012 5:41:30 PM
Hang in there Jessica and Josh and Bobby and Jessica and Josh and Bobby and Jessica and Josh and Bobby and Jessican and Josh and Bobby
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:48 am to pioneerbasketball
Dearest Jessica, hang in there and hang in there Josh and Bobby I SHOULD BUY A BOAT!!! But seriously hang in there.
from:Quin Snyder
4/5/2012 5:41:29 PM
sssssss
from:sam
4/5/2012 5:41:04 PM
Does anyone know where Kirk Cousins was the night this motorcycle crashed? My moles tell me that he is involved somehow...
from:Wob Parker
4/5/2012 5:41:04 PM
About Us
Josh is from Florida; I am from Texas. We met in the middle in Fayetteville, Arkansas! We were both working toward our Masters degrees when we met and fell in love. Both of us are currently working for the University of Arkansas Athletic Department. Josh is a strength and conditioning coach for Olympic sports and I work in development/fundraising at the Razorback Foundation, where I routinely cheat on Josh with Bobby and whatever players are around at that time.
from:Jessica
4/5/2012 5:41:03 PM
This whole story is preposterous. There is no such thing as motorcycles.
from:Michele Bachmann
4/5/2012 5:41:00 PM
It's Nick Saban's fault. If you would have gone to school at UGA this wouldn't have happened Jess.
Josh, hit me up, I'm available.
from:Michael Carvell
4/5/2012 5:40:55 PM
At least you didn't kill five hookers at SMU.
from:Allegedly
4/5/2012 5:40:53 PM
Congratulations on the promotion... I have something I want to show you.....
from:Bobby
4/5/2012 5:40:44 PM
Let me call my buddy who's an expert on hot bitches taking motorcycle rides with married football coaches.
from:Rick Harrison
4/5/2012 5:40:35 PM
Well played Coach Peweeno. I'd hit it
from:Clint Stoner
4/5/2012 5:40:27 PM
*sigh* Jesus Christ...
from:Jesus
4/5/2012 5:40:06 PM
WHORE!!!
from:Mrs. Petrino
4/5/2012 5:40:05 PM
All of this is garbage and it's rubbish and it's not true! And it's total garbage! And I DID NOT get attacked by a bear!
from:DannyBoyCane
from:Quin Snyder
4/5/2012 5:41:29 PM
sssssss
from:sam
4/5/2012 5:41:04 PM
Does anyone know where Kirk Cousins was the night this motorcycle crashed? My moles tell me that he is involved somehow...
from:Wob Parker
4/5/2012 5:41:04 PM
About Us
Josh is from Florida; I am from Texas. We met in the middle in Fayetteville, Arkansas! We were both working toward our Masters degrees when we met and fell in love. Both of us are currently working for the University of Arkansas Athletic Department. Josh is a strength and conditioning coach for Olympic sports and I work in development/fundraising at the Razorback Foundation, where I routinely cheat on Josh with Bobby and whatever players are around at that time.
from:Jessica
4/5/2012 5:41:03 PM
This whole story is preposterous. There is no such thing as motorcycles.
from:Michele Bachmann
4/5/2012 5:41:00 PM
It's Nick Saban's fault. If you would have gone to school at UGA this wouldn't have happened Jess.
Josh, hit me up, I'm available.
from:Michael Carvell
4/5/2012 5:40:55 PM
At least you didn't kill five hookers at SMU.
from:Allegedly
4/5/2012 5:40:53 PM
Congratulations on the promotion... I have something I want to show you.....
from:Bobby
4/5/2012 5:40:44 PM
Let me call my buddy who's an expert on hot bitches taking motorcycle rides with married football coaches.
from:Rick Harrison
4/5/2012 5:40:35 PM
Well played Coach Peweeno. I'd hit it
from:Clint Stoner
4/5/2012 5:40:27 PM
*sigh* Jesus Christ...
from:Jesus
4/5/2012 5:40:06 PM
WHORE!!!
from:Mrs. Petrino
4/5/2012 5:40:05 PM
All of this is garbage and it's rubbish and it's not true! And it's total garbage! And I DID NOT get attacked by a bear!
from:DannyBoyCane
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:50 am to pioneerbasketball
4/5/2012 5:40:04 PM
....
from:TM7
4/5/2012 5:39:55 PM
Rick,
If you need help with your "problem" give me a call. I specialize in white bitchez.
from:O.J. Simpson
4/5/2012 5:39:54 PM
So anyone have any plans on June 9th?
from:Vince Vaughn
4/5/2012 5:39:51 PM
Here comes the fun-cooker.
from:Tracy Jordan
4/5/2012 5:39:50 PM
Jessica seemed like such a high class girl I cant believe she would ride coach
from:Dr. Phil
4/5/2012 5:39:49 PM
Jess: Are you an archeologist?
from:Zeezbrah
4/5/2012 5:39:36 PM
Durrrrrrr what's a motorcycle
from:Morris Claiborne
4/5/2012 5:39:31 PM
You was with him when he crashed into the DITCH!!!
from:Kobe Bryant
4/5/2012 5:39:30 PM
Sometimes we all gotta take a little ride.
from:Sarah Palin
4/5/2012 5:39:26 PM
Hello Jessica, my name is... Kyle Butler.
from:Dexter
4/5/2012 5:39:25 PM
I wouldn't care if you was a prostitute.
from:Lil Wayne
4/5/2012 5:39:24 PM
I HAVE FOUND FEET PICS!!! I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TOES!!! LINK
from:Rex Ryan
4/5/2012 5:39:08 PM
Shotgun Anus!
from:Bill
4/5/2012 5:39:06 PM
Obviously I am not the only pussy that has been hit of late.
I miss you Weezy.
from:Mr Toodles
....
from:TM7
4/5/2012 5:39:55 PM
Rick,
If you need help with your "problem" give me a call. I specialize in white bitchez.
from:O.J. Simpson
4/5/2012 5:39:54 PM
So anyone have any plans on June 9th?
from:Vince Vaughn
4/5/2012 5:39:51 PM
Here comes the fun-cooker.
from:Tracy Jordan
4/5/2012 5:39:50 PM
Jessica seemed like such a high class girl I cant believe she would ride coach
from:Dr. Phil
4/5/2012 5:39:49 PM
Jess: Are you an archeologist?
from:Zeezbrah
4/5/2012 5:39:36 PM
Durrrrrrr what's a motorcycle
from:Morris Claiborne
4/5/2012 5:39:31 PM
You was with him when he crashed into the DITCH!!!
from:Kobe Bryant
4/5/2012 5:39:30 PM
Sometimes we all gotta take a little ride.
from:Sarah Palin
4/5/2012 5:39:26 PM
Hello Jessica, my name is... Kyle Butler.
from:Dexter
4/5/2012 5:39:25 PM
I wouldn't care if you was a prostitute.
from:Lil Wayne
4/5/2012 5:39:24 PM
I HAVE FOUND FEET PICS!!! I WANT TO SUCK THOSE TOES!!! LINK
from:Rex Ryan
4/5/2012 5:39:08 PM
Shotgun Anus!
from:Bill
4/5/2012 5:39:06 PM
Obviously I am not the only pussy that has been hit of late.
I miss you Weezy.
from:Mr Toodles
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:51 am to pioneerbasketball
4/5/2012 5:39:01 PM
The arse was fat.
from:Arthur
4/5/2012 5:38:59 PM
I can't see my penis when I'm naked.
from:Big Fat Brady
4/5/2012 5:38:51 PM
sup
from:Ryan Mallet
4/5/2012 5:38:40 PM
Jessicas, yous makes a goot hooker gives me a calls.
from:pimp daddy
4/5/2012 5:38:36 PM
Jessica,
I've got a UTEP credit card and allll night. We could be rollin'.
from:"Mike P"
4/5/2012 5:38:12 PM
God Bless you both
from:Dental Smock
4/5/2012 5:37:57 PM
Steve Helwagen is a great writer who plays it right down the middle and draws a lot of traffic. You should give him a shot, Jess.
from:Oletangy banks
4/5/2012 5:37:46 PM
Didn't call me for the Eiffel Tower? TF
from:Paul Petrino
4/5/2012 5:37:46 PM
Jess, do you have facebook?
Wanna be friends?
from:TTsTowel
4/5/2012 5:37:40 PM
The arse was fat.
from:Arthur
4/5/2012 5:38:59 PM
I can't see my penis when I'm naked.
from:Big Fat Brady
4/5/2012 5:38:51 PM
sup
from:Ryan Mallet
4/5/2012 5:38:40 PM
Jessicas, yous makes a goot hooker gives me a calls.
from:pimp daddy
4/5/2012 5:38:36 PM
Jessica,
I've got a UTEP credit card and allll night. We could be rollin'.
from:"Mike P"
4/5/2012 5:38:12 PM
God Bless you both
from:Dental Smock
4/5/2012 5:37:57 PM
Steve Helwagen is a great writer who plays it right down the middle and draws a lot of traffic. You should give him a shot, Jess.
from:Oletangy banks
4/5/2012 5:37:46 PM
Didn't call me for the Eiffel Tower? TF
from:Paul Petrino
4/5/2012 5:37:46 PM
Jess, do you have facebook?
Wanna be friends?
from:TTsTowel
4/5/2012 5:37:40 PM
Posted on 4/1/22 at 6:54 am to pioneerbasketball
quote:
4/5/2012 5:42:28 PM All joking aside. Luckily this happened before you married her Josh. You dodged a bullet from:Mike
And then he married her anyway.
I mean there are affairs and then there are affairs when you are simply engaged and the whole world finds out about them. There’s also horse teeth. I dunno about that Josh dude’s decision making. 
Posted on 4/1/22 at 7:14 am to piggilicious
quote:
I dunno about that Josh dude’s decision making.
"crazy pussy" can make a man do stupid things. It's undefeated and un-tied
Posted on 4/1/22 at 8:28 am to pioneerbasketball
I talked to a good ole boy farmer that lives out that way. He said that her fiance beat the living shite out of Petrino.
It would explain why he was injured and she was not. Don't know the farmer real well, but he doesn't seem like the type to make shite up. No nonsense type of guy.
It would explain why he was injured and she was not. Don't know the farmer real well, but he doesn't seem like the type to make shite up. No nonsense type of guy.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 8:50 am to Ham Solo
I heard similar rumors that her fiance gave him the red arse on other message boards.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 9:30 am to pioneerbasketball
I just Jon Gruden at powerhouse in Fayetteville.
Posted on 4/1/22 at 9:33 am to pioneerbasketball
The whole Petrino story???
You said he was a great Ark coach and would be there for years to come, winning championships.
The very next day...
Mr. Toss Salt over SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOULDER!!!!
You said he was a great Ark coach and would be there for years to come, winning championships.
The very next day...
Mr. Toss Salt over SOMEONE ELSE'S SHOULDER!!!!
Posted on 4/1/22 at 3:12 pm to KaiserSoze99
I didn't make him wreck
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