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Since when does being southern equate to football success?

Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:05 pm
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:05 pm
In football, you run or pass the ball down the field to hopefully score a touchdown, which is 6 points. from there, you have the choice of kicking an extra point for 1 pt, or going for two via an offensive play. the defense is set up to try and stop the offense from doing this.


what on god's green earth does it matter if a coach was born in the north, south, east, west, germany, france, egypt? how in the fawk does that hold any relevancy whatsoever?
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
Since when does faking a southern accent make you southern? More importantly... why would a grown arse man with a pretty good resume think it is necessary?
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
What are you, some sort of communist?
Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
What if you swap out a nasally Boston accent for a slack lip drawl on your first pep speech? How does this help the program moving forward? Can people laugh at it? Will it cause LSU fans to have a crisis? These are some other questions.
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 3:09 pm
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:08 pm to
Brian Kelly has a discount Frank Underwood accent
Posted by Lord Asano
Member since Dec 2021
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:09 pm to
Because the south was emasculated and there are still hard feelings towards the north about it.
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:09 pm to
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Since when does being southern equate to football success?
Since, I dunno... 1926 or so?

Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:10 pm to
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Since when does faking being southern equate to football success?


Not sure, you tell me why.
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:11 pm to
a coach could speak in fukin sign language but if he wins games, why does it matter? all you pussies being persuaded by the media is the sole reason this country is so fricked. but lsu wins next year anyway so i'll be back
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:12 pm to
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but lsu wins next year anyway so i'll be back
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charminultra
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 3:13 pm
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:12 pm to
congratulations. your picture serves absolutely no purpose.... it would've made more sense if you posted bama beating OSU last year.
Posted by charminultra
Member since Jan 2020
2518 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:14 pm to
your response did not answer my question. you simply made yourself sound like you cannot comprehend a simple question. we thank you. we are all even dumber for reading it
Posted by CNB
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Member since Sep 2007
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:14 pm to
Your existence serves no purpose
Posted by cyde
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:14 pm to
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congratulations. your picture serves absolutely no purpose
It uh... answers your question? When being southern started equating to football success?

Posted by Gaggle
Member since Oct 2021
5617 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:17 pm to
Being southern equals football success? If anyone thinks that, it's Brian Kelly
This post was edited on 12/3/21 at 3:20 pm
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
20357 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:18 pm to
Using your analogy it would not matter if the coach spoke in sign language as long as he wins games. The problem would be when said coach all of a sudden started speaking at 60 years old.

Are you really going to try and defend that? Seriously?

Posted by m2pro
Member since Nov 2008
28602 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:24 pm to
If god were a football fan, he'd be from the south. Duh.
Posted by NorCalHog001
Tulsa, OK
Member since Nov 2021
40 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:30 pm to
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what on god's green earth does it matter if a coach was born in the north, south, east, west, germany, france, egypt? how in the fawk does that hold any relevancy whatsoever?


It doesn't matter, until said coach tries to fake a southern accent.

That's kind of freakin' silly, don't you think?

I have no idea how well Kelly will do in the SEC, but that fake shite will turn off a lot of people.
Posted by paperwasp
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Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:35 pm to
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The problem would be when said coach all of a sudden started speaking at 60 years old

Posted by NorCalHog001
Tulsa, OK
Member since Nov 2021
40 posts
Posted on 12/3/21 at 3:38 pm to
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Because the south was emasculated and there are still hard feelings towards the north about it.


Dumbest frickin' post ever made in any football forum.

Congratulations. You win the dumbass award.

C'mon down here and express your idiotic thoughts. I encourage you to get educated, when you call southerns emasculated.

The northeast is a bunch of liberal pussies, so I can see you feeling some kind of a way about that.
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