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re: SI: Alabama Football Team took Deer Antler Spray (steroids)

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Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:54 pm to
I hear it works for penis enlargement. So probably so.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54838 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:54 pm to
I did a search for this stuff on line and was amazed by all the supplement "companies" selling this stuff.

I wonder who is out there harvesting all of this antler velvet? Or, is it possible, that some/many/all of these products don't really contain any or contain only a microscopic amount to attempt to avoid fraud charges?
Posted by RollTide1987
Augusta, GA
Member since Nov 2009
70254 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:54 pm to
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I know some guys that have gotten good gains from it, nothing like winstrol or dianabol but good gains none the less.



I've used it and my friends used it with me. It had no effect whatsoever. Those guys in Birmingham are con-artists.

Posted by Bamad
Calera, AL
Member since May 2010
5315 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:54 pm to
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NBamaAlum


I hear it would have turned you into a sexual tyrannosaurus.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:55 pm to
Sounds like a dirty job, will Mike Rowe be there?
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:55 pm to
Bro, I got back problems already.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:56 pm to
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54838 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:56 pm to
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I got back problems already.
You wouldn't anymore had you copulated with that dear velvet.
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:56 pm to
quote:

I wonder who is out there harvesting all of this antler velvet? Or, is it possible, that some/many/all of these products don't really contain any or contain only a microscopic amount to attempt to avoid fraud charges?




Nope. There is a velvet harvesting facility located under the SEC headquarters in B'ham. It is collected and sent to TTown for use.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
31765 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:56 pm to
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I didn't read this thread, but I did take a buck in velvet last bow season. Should I have fapped with the little bit that fell off when I was putting him in the truck?





You missed your chance to get rich. Coulda bottled that velvet and headed to T'town to the football complex. Oh well, on to the next "get rich quick scheme"......
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:57 pm to
The guys at the club probably would have just thought I was just drunk and shrugged it off.
Posted by Legend13
Driving a titleist
Member since Nov 2011
4079 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:57 pm to
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JJ threw the crystal ball to the bama player because some a-hole was using a palm pilot.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:58 pm to
who woulda thunk it. Antler velvet = championships.
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54838 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:59 pm to
My dogs fur is a natural testosterone booster and pain reliever. Also improves balance and cures erectile dysfunction (or so my neighbor claims, I wouldn't know anything about that).

I just need someone to invest so we can bottle and sell it.
Posted by R_o_y
Member since Jul 2012
682 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 3:59 pm to
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I know everyone is clowning on Deer Antler Spray but it actually works, its not with the likes of "ion bracelets".


I've read different reports back when I actually bothered with the gym and the whole self-improvement thing. Some said it was waste of time and there were others that swore by it. I never used it and have no idea what to believe.
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:00 pm to
Can someone fark some antlers on TR?



Posted by tampajoe
Tampa
Member since Dec 2011
268 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:00 pm to
Yeah. Be strong, bammer. It was a whole lot of fun to throw false accusations AU's way in 2010. Not so much fun to have things thrown at you though, huh?

If you can survive a 13-month NCAA investigation, you'll be fine.

Just think what they might find if they get on that campus and start seriously looking hard though.
Posted by dbt_Geaux_Tigers_196
Dystopia (but well cared for)
Member since Mar 2012
25235 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by NBamaAlum
Soul Patrolville
Member since Jan 2009
27604 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:02 pm to
I would imagine that UA will survive the Great Deer Purge of '13 unscathed.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27059 posts
Posted on 1/29/13 at 4:03 pm to
This thread went from terrible to hilarious in under a page!!
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