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Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:17 am to Faurot fodder
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Things to set your clock by.
FaurotFodder losing her shite when dstone posts.
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Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:41 am to TigerScorpion
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If Mizzou is such a bottom dweller program, why is it 2-2 all time against mighty LSU?
Pure luck. The last time you won, you played the worst LSU team this century and it still went to the wire. Missou and LSU play 10 times, Missou loses 8. It's just a fact.
Tell me you’re a bitch, without telling me you’re a bitch.
Truly pathetic.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 7:43 am
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:50 am to Mizzouligan
Just when one coonass coonasses more than any other coonass has ever dreamt to coonass, the scorpion-dick stains the Rant with its two-headed coonass stupidity.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 7:53 am to MIZ83
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Don't forget that Texas, A&M, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State had one foot out the door to the PAC, and it was derailed at the last minute when TX would not give up the Longhorn Network.
This isn't quite accurate.
ESPN/ABC/Disney didn't want FOX/Pac 12 network to take control of the state of Texas (and its TV markets). They came up with the LHN (and threw bonkers money behind it) to keep Texas from wanting to make the move. The LHN wasn't about being profitbale on its own. It was a power move to stymie Fox. It worked.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:08 am to Mizzouligan
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If Mizzou is such a bottom dweller program, why is it 2-2 all time against mighty LSU?
Imagine any other team besides mizzou that touts a 2-2 record as a program indicator. (‘Grats on imitating atm)
Pick, Wyoming
imagine their fans coming on the rant pouring all their powder into 1-1 record keg. That’s you, with no championships in my lifetime. That would have my resident obsessed retards faurot and rainbowmissou shitting a cinder block while issuing phalic/homo references in every post.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:22 am to dstone12
You can't get Mizzou off your mind, sugar dumpling.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:28 am to Faurot fodder
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You can't get Mizzou off your mind, sugar dumpling.
I love it when someone “doesn’t have dstone12” on their mind 24/7 and says this while having numerous OPs about LSU.
Triggered.
This post was edited on 5/15/25 at 8:29 am
Posted on 5/15/25 at 8:34 am to dstone12
You know you're wanting to "investigate" my posts about LSU with all that valuable time you've got on your hands. Please do. It'll be a good reminder of why we make fun of you coonasses.
Oh, and don't forget to call the cops to have me banned, pussy.
Oh, and don't forget to call the cops to have me banned, pussy.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:35 am to Faurot fodder
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You know you're wanting to "investigate" my posts about LSU with all that valuable time you've got on your hands.
I just have a memory like yours. Or maybe you’ve forgotten that you’re slightly obsessed with LSU AND……me
I don’t believe I create mizzybilt threads at the pace of your LSU threads. I could be wrong though.
But I’m not.
one thing is for sure though,
Of all the NUMEROUS threads and responses cracking on mizzybilts garbage pail Program by other posters( and I do mean numerous), for whatever reason, my posts trigger you the most, and cause you to spaz out with sexual innuendo. You look like a huge loser when you do this.
And I find that hilarious and bizarre at the same time.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 9:43 am to dstone12
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You look like a huge loser when you do this.
I don't have the full-time loser schtick down yet. Any advice?
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:10 am to Faurot fodder
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I don't have the full-time loser schtick down yet. Any advice?
Yes.
Increase your self awareness & Go back and look at your posts for which the majority sound like a mom’s basement child that cannot stop using phallic/homoerotic language.
Start there.
plenty of examples. Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:16 am to dstone12
I was thinking more along the lines of:
1) Hit the enter key many times after each point, to try to bring some suspense to the topic, because most don't GAF about it to begin with.
2) Refer to yourself in the 3rd person a lot. This may feel cringey at first, but it's the best way to exhibit the douchiness that a true full-time loser must display
3) Be a dick that leaves his/her stain everywhere he/she goes.
1) Hit the enter key many times after each point, to try to bring some suspense to the topic, because most don't GAF about it to begin with.
2) Refer to yourself in the 3rd person a lot. This may feel cringey at first, but it's the best way to exhibit the douchiness that a true full-time loser must display
3) Be a dick that leaves his/her stain everywhere he/she goes.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:21 am to Faurot fodder
quote:this bothers you?
Hit the enter key many times after each point
quote:yes, it clearly bothers you.
to try to bring some suspense to the topic, because most don't GAF about it to begin with.
quote:this goes back to my advice, a post before.
3) Be a dick that leaves his/her stain everywhere he/she goes.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:28 am to dstone12
I noticed you didn't address the 3rd person schtick.
You don't even know you are a douche, do you?
You don't even know you are a douche, do you?
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:36 am to Faurot fodder
I noticed within ONE post that you did not take my advice on how not to act like a sexually frustrated basement teen.
Maybe it’s not an act.
something about a Dstone12 third-person post makes you spaz out.
Truth hurts, don’t it, boy?
Maybe it’s not an act.
something about a Dstone12 third-person post makes you spaz out. Truth hurts, don’t it, boy?
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:37 am to dstone12
Good job demonstrating the douche
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:45 am to Faurot fodder
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Good job demonstrating the douche
Could you try to use more words with any substance that would help explain your slackjaw response, boy?
Try addressing what was said in the dstone12 post to enhance what it was that you were trying to say.
Or have mom come downstairs and write it for you when she delivers a hot pocket for an early lunch.
All your anger over calling Mizzy a garbage pail program.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:48 am to dstone12
The only reason I keep responding to your schtick is to let the rest of tRant see just what a douche you are. It doesn't take many words to accomplish that, because your narcissistic arse can't help but to keep walking through that door.
Posted on 5/15/25 at 10:56 am to Faurot fodder
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The only reason I keep responding
No one here believes any of what you just typed, while mealing on that hot pocket, boy.
You may not be upset, but you come off as sounding upset. You okay, boy?
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