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re: SEC West Student section
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:13 am to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:13 am to heartbreakTiger
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i told him id pitch in for the makers to do that and that while he is in br id buy him a beer
Sweet.
We're gonna show you the time of your life in oxford. Gotta save money for it though. You smoke?
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Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:15 am to inelishaitrust
sounds good. this game completes the sec west for me. Yea i smoke
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:20 am to heartbreakTiger
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Yea i smoke
When I get my hands on some really good shite I'll save it, and put it into brownie form to eat in the grove... nah, that shite would knock us unconcious, and I want you to suffer through every minute of that beat down.
But really, we better save that shite for afterwords. I do actually want to watch the game.
P.S.
I'm going to stop talking about this now because I feel really fricking sketchy.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:24 am to inelishaitrust
sounds like a plan to me. I smoked some before the bama game in 05 and i was still goin nuts.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:25 am to heartbreakTiger
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I smoked some before the bama game in 05 and i was still goin nuts.
You've never had brownies have you?
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:28 am to inelishaitrust
naw suppose to have some on 4:20 this year.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:36 am to heartbreakTiger
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naw suppose to have some on 4:20 this year.
You'll see why we can't do brownies before the game then.
The last time I ate brownies I was really high for 2 hours, then in a state of high that was equivalent to blackout drunk for about 5 hours. Those were really strong brownies, but still rediculous. I drove 19 in a 55, at one point in time.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:42 am to inelishaitrust
its been a while since ive driven high but the last time i did that it took me 2 hours to get home. That was on what is normally a 15 min drive with traffic. This was no traffic :lol:Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:50 am to heartbreakTiger
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its been a while since ive driven high but the last time i did that it took me 2 hours to get home. That was on what is normally a 15 min drive with traffic. This was no traffic
You should be arrested. Not for driving so slow, but for sucking so much.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 3:52 am to inelishaitrust
me+ driving fricked up= money
Posted on 3/17/09 at 4:05 am to heartbreakTiger
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me+ driving fricked up= money
...For Uncle Bobby.
You're the reason the state of Louisiana was able to cut its budget this past year.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 4:27 am to inelishaitrust
naw ive been good so far about not getting popped
Posted on 3/17/09 at 5:36 am to inelishaitrust
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inelishaitrust
hey, fwiw T Parker said you were a loser in high school and people used to tie your shoelaces together
Posted on 3/17/09 at 5:52 am to wmr
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Everybody not in a sorority or fraternity wears purple and gold
just saying
Posted on 3/17/09 at 6:16 am to Tigerbait46
UF - You just don't quite fit in with the rest of the conference. You were a nerd in high school and now think you're the coolest person ever because your school dominates in every sport, is ranked the top party school( 
), and also provides a great education. None of that, however, can overcome the fact that you're probably typical Florida trash. If you're a guy, you probably gel your hair, workout religiously, wear jorts and enjoy techno beats. You look like a Tim Tebow wannabe. If you're a girl, you have a good tan, wear a tank top to the games, and probably look a bit rough in the face. "Class" is a foreign term to you. All 50,000 of you show up to the Swamp and stay the whole game. You act loud, rude, and immature for the most part. There's a good chance of you having some latino blood. If you're not, you grew up in a stucco suburban neighborhood with your surgically enhanced mom and your white trash dad. You prefer vodka over bourbon and stick purely to beachy light beers like Miller Chill. You're most definitely new money just like your football program and your sense of tradition is one coach from the nineties.
), and also provides a great education. None of that, however, can overcome the fact that you're probably typical Florida trash. If you're a guy, you probably gel your hair, workout religiously, wear jorts and enjoy techno beats. You look like a Tim Tebow wannabe. If you're a girl, you have a good tan, wear a tank top to the games, and probably look a bit rough in the face. "Class" is a foreign term to you. All 50,000 of you show up to the Swamp and stay the whole game. You act loud, rude, and immature for the most part. There's a good chance of you having some latino blood. If you're not, you grew up in a stucco suburban neighborhood with your surgically enhanced mom and your white trash dad. You prefer vodka over bourbon and stick purely to beachy light beers like Miller Chill. You're most definitely new money just like your football program and your sense of tradition is one coach from the nineties.This post was edited on 3/17/09 at 6:25 am
Posted on 3/17/09 at 6:16 am to inelishaitrust
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SEC West Student section
Let me tell you a little bit about myself, i'm from Southaven, Ms. A suburban town on the south side of Memphis with a population of about 45,000 people. Southaven is home to the Dizzy Dean World series, and The Mississippi riverkings. I grew up three houses down from John Grisham. I went to Catholic school in Memphis because the best school district in the state of Mississippi "wasn't good enough for me."
I had a 3.1 GPA and a 28 on my ACT. I applied to Ole Miss, UT-Knoxville, and UGA. I was accepted to Ole Miss and UT, but wrote a really crappy essay for Georgia. I chose Ole Miss because my dad is Alum, and because it was in state tuition.
I have an IQ somewhere between 128-132. I'm an atheist, I'm pro-choice, I'm an avid supporter of Gay rights, I was a huge Obama supporter until he started sucking, I get high and listen to post-rock and indie, I skateboard at the park in oxford that Tony Hawk built, I'm stuck on Hot for Teacher in Guitar Hero World Tour, I love writing lyrics and music, I play guitar, I'm learning banjo (Indie/Folk), I go to as many concerts as I can afford, I love sneaking into the good bars in Oxford, In the grove, I wear a button down and khakis, and drink maker's mark in honor of the university grey's who died in Pickett's charge, I'm glad they lost, I dated a somewhat unnatractive female for about three years, She was my best friend, She broke my heart and I'll never get over it, I hate Rap and Rap culture, but if it is T.I. or some shite straight out of Memphis, I'll listen to it, I despise rednecks, I despise judgemental people, I refuse to get a northface, I only have polos because they look good, I was into theatre in high-school, I am a published poet, I wrote that girlfriend a sonnet for valentines day, I read for fun, To Kill a Mockingbird is my favorite novel, Othello is my favorite Shakespere Tradgedy, My grammar is abysmal, I forget when to use semi-colons, and commas. It pisses me off when people judge me before they know me. I can be pathetic, but I'm not ashamed of the person I am.
If you would actually like to visit Oxford and the University of Mississippi, I would gladly show you around town. Until then, I would prefer that you not spread the same garbage that has been spread for years. There is definitely truth in many of the things you say, but there is alot of diversity in Ole Miss, and Oxford
Very few people have an IQ between 128 and 132. If you've been tested by a licensed psychologist,you will get one number not a range.Your ACT should easily surpass 30 with a 128 IQ. You just displayed your ignorance with the statement about your IQ.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 6:21 am to ksayetiger
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Everybody not in a sorority or fraternity wears purple and gold
sure most pledges are in white button downs with a P&G tie, but 99% of other greeks are in P&G.Posted on 3/17/09 at 10:41 am to wmr
Somebody please do MSU and Auburn! This shits too good...
Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:21 pm to inelishaitrust
Thank you for the rant. I was reading the Ole Miss description going please. I will go ahead and say that in my time as a student the description fit about 50% of the people. I never rushed never had the desire to and the majority of my friends had not. It never was a thing to me. As for the Grove on gameday I went to my Counties tent set up by alumni. Sits by the bandstand behind Ventress. You will not find the fine china or candelabra. When I was a student I enjoyed getting all dressed up for games because it is tradition but now that I am older I go in my Ole Miss gear. I too do not like being judged based off of a preconceived notion of what you think is going on.
Oh and as for the games. I go to the game before kickoff where I find my spot to stand (yes stand in front or on my seat) I do not sit until end of 1st quarter and most times half time after I make my bathroom run cause women's lines are shorter then. I stand again at the kickoff for second half and will remain in that position until the clock reads 00:00 in the 4th quarter. It is the way I was raised and the way my children will be raised you never leave a game till it's over and it's not over till the time runs off the clock no matter how bad you are winning or losing.
Oh and as for the games. I go to the game before kickoff where I find my spot to stand (yes stand in front or on my seat) I do not sit until end of 1st quarter and most times half time after I make my bathroom run cause women's lines are shorter then. I stand again at the kickoff for second half and will remain in that position until the clock reads 00:00 in the 4th quarter. It is the way I was raised and the way my children will be raised you never leave a game till it's over and it's not over till the time runs off the clock no matter how bad you are winning or losing.
Posted on 3/17/09 at 1:35 pm to inelishaitrust
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vice versa. Heartbreak Tiger is coming up for the LSU/Ole Miss game next year, you're invited as well. I would have invited you to tailgate at the Egg bowl this year, but I was groving with friends. Next year, and years after I'll have my own tent.
well i was stuck in traffic anyway which sucks balls when your car is a manual. even if i'm not an ole miss or lsu fan that does sound like fun to go to. some of my neighbors used to have a camper and wished they still did that would be fun to borrow.
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