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re: SEC Warnings for OU and UT
Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:22 pm to AwgustaDawg
Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:22 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Watch out when you go to Auburn...its a nice enough place and the people are good people....but they will flat out turn a fire hose on you if you get the better of them and they don't care if it's colder than a witches tit in brass bra.
As long as you’re not an obnoxious a-hole who goes on our field and tears up our grass you’ll be fine.
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Posted on 6/15/23 at 6:54 pm to Followthescience2024
Wear yellow shirts in Neyland, also if it rains your team automatically wins against the volols
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:13 pm to AwgustaDawg
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Good point...thats gonna get confusing. Maybe UT and UTA??? UTK and UTA?
I'm just going to call them UTX or Texas. Texas is short enough to type.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:19 pm to Harvey Wallbanger
At least your wife has good taste. In clothes. No puke orange for this lady
This post was edited on 6/15/23 at 7:20 pm
Posted on 6/15/23 at 7:54 pm to BrerTiger
Here’s another one I just thought of….when you play USCe you will see little blond haired, cherubic 8 year old girls….wearing gaudy maroon shirts with “ I Love Cocks” emblazoned across the front….. somehow they forgot the “the”…. I hope…but they may be fans from Murphy Village, SC and the maybe the shirt is literal…
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:05 pm to TailbackU
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Watch out when you go to Auburn...its a nice enough place and the people are good people....but they will flat out turn a fire hose on you if you get the better of them and they don't care if it's colder than a witches tit in brass bra.
Fair enough but the video evidence is abundantly clear the water came on as the fans were leaving….the water chased them back to the center of the field where they milled about waiting for the hoses to be turned off until they realized they were standing on the logo and decided why not take a souvenir at that point? The water was shut off as soon as the grounds people realized they had chased them to misfiekd. ESPN stayed with it and did a play by play….
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:09 pm to Corriente Kid
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UTX?
The national media will make this decision. We’ll see who is UT and who’s something else in a couple of years.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:11 pm to Humpy go Lucky
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The national media will make this decision. We’ll see who is UT and who’s something else in a couple of years.
You're naive if you think the national media dictates shite in this conference.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:14 pm to Harvey Wallbanger
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The one thing they do have the rest of us don't. Georgia rednecks
What we have here OU and UTX fans is a transplant or at best a third generation Southerner…..I am certain that y’all’s slice of heaven has, like the south, been over run with the progeny of folks from up north who fouled there own nests so badly they had to move to better environs. No doubt y’all recognize the breed…the tell is that they think redneck is insulting….bless their hearts.
As far as Georgia Rednecks are concerned our stateless friend is correct, you’re liable to hear this should you find yourself in Athens of a fall Saturday:
THERE AIN’T NOTHING FINER IN THE LAND THAN A DRUNK OBNOXIOUS GEORGIA FAN! GO DAWGS!
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:17 pm to Professor Dawghair
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Also, I have personally observed Tennessee fans throw visiting babies out and over the top section of their stadium. Live Human Babies.
In their defense those babies would have most likely grown into Vol fans without an intervention of some kind….even a Vol fan will, from time to time, have a moment of clarity and no parent would want their child to become a Vol fan….
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:18 pm to AwgustaDawg
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What we have here OU and UTX fans is a transplant or at best a third generation Southerner…..I am certain that y’all’s slice of heaven has, like the south, been over run with the progeny of folks from up north who fouled there own nests so badly they had to move to better environs. No doubt y’all recognize the breed…the tell is that they think redneck is insulting….bless their hearts. As far as Georgia Rednecks are concerned our stateless friend is correct, you’re liable to hear this should you find yourself in Athens of a fall Saturday: THERE AIN’T NOTHING FINER IN THE LAND THAN A DRUNK OBNOXIOUS GEORGIA FAN! GO DAWGS!
Give me a redneck over a Bieber haircut searsucker wearing frat boy tough guy (as long as 5 of his beiber haircut friends are with him). I live in North Carolina. I know both types.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:21 pm to AwgustaDawg
Beware of pissing into campus bushes at Oxford. Brings a whole new meaning to contracting crabs
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:28 pm to AllDawgCK
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Wear yellow shirts in Neyland, also if it rains your team automatically wins against the volols
Also take note of the stadium name….knee land. See, corn won’t grow on rocky top because of the fact that it’s rocky….on a side note they wrote a song about this and think it’s poetry and will sing it loudly until about 5 minutes into the second quarter and then they start hunting mustard bottles and the like….but I digress…being rocky the soil won’t support corn production and it is equally bad at growing suitable grass to be used as a playing surface. This is fine for the slow footed natives of old rocky top….they can’t move fast enough to do themselves any damage…but y’all will be bringing them skinny streaks of lightning that inhabit the plains ( gotta be quick to run down most any meal on the plains) and most likely 3-4 of them will blow out one or both knees trying to run on old rocky top….it ain’t called knee land for nothing
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:34 pm to NawFoo
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Beware of pissing into campus bushes at Oxford. Brings a whole new meaning to contracting crabs
One thing to know about Oxford Mississippi is that they red shirt Ms. America winners there….seriously….they have them 4 deep at every position and from what I’m told most of them know every position….doggy, backward cow girl, wheel barrow….all the positions
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:37 pm to AwgustaDawg
If it rains you are a lock. These hill billies can’t play in the rain. They also can’t take loud crowds ( UGA hit over 130 decibels and it drove them nuts) or “long” grass either. So yell your lungs out and don’t mow your field. Not that any of that is really necessary. UT is the most overrated team in the SEC
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:40 pm to AllDawgCK
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Wear yellow shirts in Neyland, also if it rains your team automatically wins against the volols
This is true…rain ONLY impacts Tennersee…..I suspect it stems from deeply seated, DNA level fear of the tiniest amount of precipitation flooding the whole damned holler and washing all the stills away. It is concerning when all you got is rocks and corn in a jar….
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:49 pm to SaturdayNAthens
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f it rains you are a lock. These hill billies can’t play in the rain. They also can’t take loud crowds ( UGA hit over 130 decibels and it drove them nuts) or “long” grass either. So yell your lungs out and don’t mow your field. Not that any of that is really necessary. UT is the most overrated team in the SEC
Also if you talk to a Vol fan long enough, let’s say you’re a masochist that way, you will find that anything in black and white stripes hate all things Tennessee and are, everyone of ‘em, blind as a bat and stupid to boot…..black and white striped things are all involved in a conspiracy to ruin the Saturdays of Vol fans. It so bad I know an old boy from Chattanooga who swears his wife was gang raped by a herd of Zebras on a trip to Africa…he claims they were bleating “ROLL TIDE”. I think he is lying….even a blind stupid zebra would be hard pressed to frick a Tennessee woman….
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:52 pm to AwgustaDawg
I hear those UT sorority girls are petite - but really tough. Scared old GrandPaw Saban and Burton half to death.
Posted on 6/15/23 at 8:52 pm to AwgustaDawg
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the water came on as the fans were leaving….
Posted on 6/15/23 at 9:29 pm to AwgustaDawg
Not true Aubie. We were there. About 25 rows up and after UGA beat a highly ranked AU team with our back up QB, AU security turned the hoses into the end zone where Georgia was seated. We got spray from the hoses and the people a few rows below us were soaked. Many of them were older as this area was the best that was given to UGA by AU - and most of UGAs lower donor base were seated on the upper level. One older lady fell in the chaos as people tried to get away from the water in the 40 degree weather. She was bleeding and we helped her elderly husband get her up and away from the stampede. My wife gave her some Kleenex to help stop the bleeding and went to the ladies room with her. She wasn’t badly hurt but she and others could have been seriously injured or even killed. It was chaos and the AU security people were laughing their stupid faces off.
Good old Auburn. Such classy people. Georgia people haven’t forgotten and it’s one reason we take such pleasure in pushing in AUs face every year. Before the hoses AU and UGA got along pretty well. We had Dooley who came from AU and they had Dye who was a former Dawg. We had a shared connection but no more. After that cold night we cant stand Auburn. They are pure trash
Good old Auburn. Such classy people. Georgia people haven’t forgotten and it’s one reason we take such pleasure in pushing in AUs face every year. Before the hoses AU and UGA got along pretty well. We had Dooley who came from AU and they had Dye who was a former Dawg. We had a shared connection but no more. After that cold night we cant stand Auburn. They are pure trash
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