SEC Rant

Proud to be a Tiger of the purple and gold variety.
I believe the Tide will turn for us in 2016.
Sure I've been called a Rebel of sorts, frankly that's highly offensive.
In fact it's downright Aggyvating.
But no more than the wife shaving her legs with my apparatus. I just said
"Hey girlie, give me my Razorback!"
Life ain't always easy, but we Bulldog our way through adversity.
Like when they gave me peanut M&Ms for Christmas, I said, "I wanted
Plainsmen!"
As a kid, we often visited animals in captivity and I really Mizzou (miss zoo).
I relate to Odell getting mad about the opponents calling him Gaytors. That ain't nice.
My grandpa served in the military. Said had he not been drafted, he would never
Volunteer.
Had a blind date once with a girl from Athens, but she was a real Dawg. My old roommate
put me together on that one. Dude was a Wildcat.
Suffered with anxiety after the beatdown in Tuscaloosa. Chilled listening to Three Times a Lady
by the Commodores.
Got friends naming their kids stuff like LaTangerine, Licoricia, Germinatiqua. Always makes me
think of the guy who thought of Gamecocks.