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re: SEC Rant, here's your chance to change the beginning of our fight song

Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:37 pm to
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

Sawing Varsity's Horns Off is one of the best traditions in CFB



Thats where yall sway, correct?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72878 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:44 pm to
either way, these things need to be included somehow:

I'm no music writer, but here's a few things that should be mentioned:

- We will win our OOC games for our Conference, especially our Bowl games
- We will attempt to seek out a new mascot that isn't a sissy lil dog
- We will not participate in questionable homosexual cult activities anymore
- We will find a new conference when we have a losing season.
- We will learn how to actually make real sweet tea.
- No more nachos or fajitas or burritos or wanna be BBQ, it's shrimp n grits from now on.
- We will promise to try to learn how to play Defense and our scores won't sound like basketball scores
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Posted by AgDuckHunter
Houston
Member since Sep 2011
61 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 12:55 pm to
[QUOTE=Klark Kunt]I'm no music writer, but here's a few things that should be mentioned:

- We will win our OOC games for our Conference, especially our Bowl games
- We will attempt to seek out a new mascot that isn't a sissy lil dog
- We will not participate in questionable homosexual cult activities anymore
- We will find a new conference when we have a losing season.
- We will learn how to actually make real sweet tea.
- No more nachos or fajitas or burritos or wanna be BBQ, it's shrimp n grits from now on.
- We will promise to try to learn how to play Defense and our scores won't sound like basketball scores
[/quote]

Yeah, retard, we caught that the first time.
This post was edited on 9/29/11 at 12:57 pm
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72878 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:02 pm to
just clarifying...remember this is our conference you've got a lot of changes to make.

Those are just a few.

What about another mascot? That puppy with a bow in it's hair isn't cutting it. Auburn has at least 7 mascots more intimidating. Plainsmen, CowTippers, Cow Patty Suckers....etc.

Also just for the first decade or so, instead of a "12th man" fan, there should be a loophole for the Aggies to have a 12th man on defense so we can get those scores down to normal SEC defense numbers
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72878 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:03 pm to
double post
This post was edited on 9/29/11 at 1:04 pm
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36776 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:11 pm to
quote:

Also just for the first decade or so, instead of a "12th man" fan, there should be a loophole for the Aggies to have a 12th man on defense so we can get those scores down to normal SEC defense numbers



Posted by 1bigcat
Bells, Tx
Member since Dec 2007
1125 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:19 pm to
What is A&M going to saw off now?
Posted by Big Kat
Member since Feb 2009
5913 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:24 pm to
1) yes, that's when we sway
2) we have 3 mascots. Reveille (the collie), the Aggies and Ol' Sarge
3) we could saw tusks off now?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72878 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

3) we could saw tusks off now?


I'd suggest aiming a lil lower for the first decade or so. How about sawing off teeth or claws from the Ole Miss Bears or Kentucky Wildcats?

Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

that's when we sway


So let me get this straight...swaying is one of the best traditions in college sports. You'll forgive me for not being impressed.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22045 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

Alabama doesn't mention Auburn or Tennessee in their fight song, but rather Georgia and Georgia Tech.


This is why I pray against all odds GT finds itself in the SEC. We don't have any rivalries in the ACC, and had some very historic ones in the SEC.
Posted by Big Kat
Member since Feb 2009
5913 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:16 pm to
You're in the minority on that opinion BTW.

Come experience it. If you're at the top of the 3rd deck don't be scared. The stadium will sway back and forth, but it won't fall

(bonfire joke protected)
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

You're in the minority on that opinion BTW.

Come experience it. If you're at the top of the 3rd deck don't be scared. The stadium will sway back and forth, but it won't fall


Hey i like swaying...swaying is fun. But i don't call it one of the great accomplishments of man kind.
Posted by Covingtiger
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Mar 2010
3313 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:18 pm to
quote:

So let me get this straight...swaying is one of the best traditions in college sports. You'll forgive me for not being impressed.
I'll give them this one... It's pretty damn cool.

LINK
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:23 pm to
Sawing Varsity's Horns Off is one of CFB's iconic visuals--that's not up for debate.

Also, there is not one good reason to alter the War Hymn. Excuse the Aggie who started this retarded thread.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
154425 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:25 pm to
Song beginning:

I'm a little tea pot short and stout
Here is my fig friend, he loves me no doubt.

No payment for services is necessary.

Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72878 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:32 pm to
quote:

Sawing Varsity's Horns Off is one of CFB's iconic visuals--that's not up for debate



Sorry big guy...no one outside of Texas gives a frick or has even heard of that nonsense.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22828 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:40 pm to
Hey 2000, are you the same dickbag who starts this dumbass topic every week on Texags? Couldn't get enough responses there so you came to an SEC board seeking approval? Pathetic.

Don't start a thread unless you have something new to contribute. Judging by what you consider to be a new idea, that means never.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
72878 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:49 pm to
my suggestions are legit, from my heart, and should be taken into consideration.
Posted by LuciusSulla
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2010
2759 posts
Posted on 9/29/11 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

it's a joke mizzou. now stop being texas's bitch and leave the conference.


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