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School mascot names 2021

Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:16 pm
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:16 pm
The worst poster tournament is among us. However, I've been informed by my sources that deeprig9 is a perennial shithead from whom I will face stiff competition.

I have campaigned hard, but probably not hard enough. So here's a showcase of my genius that shall remind you all to get in that Worst Poster thread and vote starkvingrad.

New & Improved Mascots

Alabama Pimpin' Rides
Arkansas Fighting Tittmans
Auburn Deadtrees
Florida Jortsmen
Georgia Nineteen-Eighties
Kentucky Childbrats
LSU Predators
Mississippi St. COOL DAWGS
Ole Miss Jim Crowsmen
South Carolina Gamecocks
Tennessee Buttchuggers
Texas A&M Thirty-Niners
Vanderbilt Lady Kickers




P.S. to whoever deleted my Mizzou thread, you need to get some consistency. That was an acclaimed post, but LSU Stephen and C Nite still have liberty to make unclever, shitty threads on the Rant?
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95906 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:25 pm to
Solid name for us

I like it
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6745 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:26 pm to
You remembered South Carolina this time. How nice of you.





You're bad, but not as annoying as True Lefty, nor as hostile as Kansas guy. But I see the potential.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:26 pm to
I like your signature image with the gay Tampa Bay bucs pirate from the 70s.

Also, this:
Liberal white men are a plague on society, causing more damage to minority communities than racist whites ever did -Tuscaloosa
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:27 pm to
I did remember South Carolina. But it's a wash, because I forgot about the Missouri Methcookers.
Posted by Drydock
Osage County
Member since Oct 2013
6745 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:29 pm to
Solid annoyance. Moving up, ah, down.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
3910 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:31 pm to
We need a minimum age requirement on here.
We don’t need 4th graders posting.
Apologies to most 4th graders.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:34 pm to
Thank you, thank you.

And just a gentle reminder to vote starkvingrad as worst poster.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5412 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:35 pm to
If you really want to be voted worst poster, you have to insult all fanbases. Even your own.
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:36 pm to
I'm insulting my own by being a shitty poster.
Posted by LSURulzSEC
Lake Charles via Oakdale
Member since Aug 2004
77321 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Alabama Chargers


FIFY
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41320 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

I'm insulting my own by being a shitty poster.


Posted by KingOrange
Mayfair
Member since Aug 2018
8686 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:42 pm to
I am liking what I am seeing. Front runner status!
Posted by Golfer1
Naples, FL
Member since Jan 2021
4658 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:47 pm to
Not mad about ours but I’d rather it have something to do with Muss
Posted by Uom2001
Member since Dec 2019
363 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 8:56 pm to
Hope the OP didn’t spend too much time or thought on that…
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7294 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:01 pm to
10PM EST & NOT A SINGLE THUMBS UP!
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7294 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:02 pm to
starkvingrad
Mississippi St. Fan
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
2183 posts


3 months under this handle & almost 2200 posts?
This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 9:03 pm
Posted by southernboisb
Member since Dec 2012
7294 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

starkvingrad
School mascot names 2021
I'm insulting my own by being a shitty poster.



Mississippi St. COOL DAWGS
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 9:53 pm to
I have a single upvote- probably from my buddy Vonner
Posted by Bama2020
Member since Sep 2020
541 posts
Posted on 7/12/21 at 10:18 pm to
Alabama Slammers
Arkansas Blunt Skulls
Auburn Booger Eaters
Florida Jortsman (can’t top that)
Georgia Dreamers
Kentucky Hill People
LSU Predators (good one too)
Miss St Bush Hogs
Old Miss Yokels
South Carolina Irrelevants
Tennessee Dentures
Texas A&M Bonfires
Vanderbilt Zeros
Missouri Shitholes





This post was edited on 7/12/21 at 10:21 pm
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