Saban goes OFF on mean ole media, of course

It's Friday. Time for Lil Nicky to spread his charm and warmth. Time for that pint-sized teddy bear to put that hating media in their place. You know, that media that automatically ranks his teams near the top of the polls every preseason without knowing anything about how they will overcome personnel losses, thus assuring them the ability to overcome losses. The media that wouldn't drop them in the polls if they struggled in 7 straight games like everyone else. That dirty ole media that would have them in the BCS playoffs with 4 losses. That means ole media that puts his players on their Heisman(*cough*joke) ballot just because they have a number on the side of their helmet instead of a Razorback, or a Wildcat, or an 'S'(*cough*McCaffery). Those jerk scribes who would not dare blast him for being a disrespectful and condescending A-hole to them. Those punks-with-pens who wouldn't dare tell of him pulling offers from players as they arrive at their Alabama signing ceremony(*cough*Darius Phylon).

Maybe now Bama will stop being misrepresented and harshly scrutinized.

Next stop, Hoover. He's gonna make sure that mean ole SEC league office starts looking out for Alabama a little.