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Posted by Alahunter
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jinx! you owe me....
Posted by TT9
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Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:01 pm to
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HERE YOU GO MEMPHIS:


I can't animate all those

the fark board could though

but thanks
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:02 pm to
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Bellabama


Posted by secftw
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:02 pm to
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I'll number 4 your arse, divide by 2 and subtract 3


wtf?
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:03 pm to
WTF is going on in here?

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Ducky


Posted by Ducky
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:03 pm to
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TT13


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Posted by TT9
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:03 pm to
just when i was goin to the help board...j/k...
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:05 pm to
I told you were getting in over your head
Posted by TT9
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Posted by tuck
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My older siblings told me I was born with a tail when I was little.
Right after my wife got pregnant, she asked me if there were any genetic abnormalities in my family tree. I told her no, unless of course she thought webbed toes and fingers were an abnormality. She absolutely flipped. I got my whole family to tell her both me and my sister had webbed toes and fingers. I told her my sister was a helluva a swimmer before we all got the operation. After about a month of this, she was so freaked that I finally had to tell her the truth that we only had an extra toe on each foot.
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:07 pm to
Hey ducky....what up?
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:07 pm to
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Right after my wife got pregnant, she asked me if there were any genetic abnormalities in my family tree. I told her no, unless of course she thought webbed toes and fingers were an abnormality. She absolutely flipped. I got my whole family to tell her both me and my sister had webbed toes and fingers. I told her my sister was a helluva a swimmer before we all got the operation. After about a month of this, she was so freaked that I finally had to tell her the truth that we only had an extra toe on each foot


Gah you crack me up.
Posted by Ducky
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:08 pm to
Oh Lord have mercy on their souls for they no not what they do in their land of gumps. They eat the mana left by the Gods of Saban and the house that he built. They drink from their alters of dead bears, they drink the blood of their goats.
Masturbation comes from watching Iron Bowls and beating their wives 10x when a score is made. The children have no dental insurance, their teeth are not straight, they love their skoal and drink Bud Light.
They are free in the outhouse, surrounded by the stench that is Auburn. Free them oh lord, take them out of their misery. Free the rest of us SEC Brothers and make the world a better place for all of us.
Posted by Bellabama
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Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:08 pm to
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Right after my wife got pregnant, she asked me if there were any genetic abnormalities in my family tree. I told her no, unless of course she thought webbed toes and fingers were an abnormality. She absolutely flipped. I got my whole family to tell her both me and my sister had webbed toes and fingers. I told her my sister was a helluva a swimmer before we all got the operation. After about a month of this, she was so freaked that I finally had to tell her the truth that we only had an extra toe on each foot.





My brother told me My mom saved my tail, and that it was in a jar with a little pink bow tied around it somewhere in the garage. I sat in the garage for a whole day crying because I thought I was related to monkeys.
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:10 pm to
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Oh Lord have mercy on their souls for they no not what they do in their land of gumps. They eat the mana left by the Gods of Saban and the house that he built. They drink from their alters of dead bears, they drink the blood of their goats.
Masturbation comes from watching Iron Bowls and beating their wives 10x when a score is made. The children have no dental insurance, their teeth are not straight, they love their skoal and drink Bud Light.
They are free in the outhouse, surrounded by the stench that is Auburn. Free them oh lord, take them out of their misery. Free the rest of us SEC Brothers and make the world a better place for all of us.


What is your lucky number?
Posted by Crimsoncutie98
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:11 pm to
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I sat in the garage for a whole day crying because I thought I was related to monkeys.


Awww, poor bella.
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90742 posts
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:12 pm to
I be wide awake and pumped for tomorrow. Wait and see.. everyone will announce while i'm on the only job i've got going tomorrow.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
87025 posts
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:13 pm to
ginger Waldo said you are creaming yourselves for nothing
Posted by BamaChick
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:13 pm to
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Bellabama


THANKS!!! That would be amazing!!
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