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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:01 pm to Crimsoncutie98
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:01 pm to Crimsoncutie98
jinx! you owe me.... 
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:01 pm to Ducky
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Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:01 pm to Bellabama
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HERE YOU GO MEMPHIS:
I can't animate all those
the fark board could though
but thanks
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:02 pm to Ducky
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I'll number 4 your arse, divide by 2 and subtract 3
wtf?
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:03 pm to Robot Santa
WTF is going on in here?

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Ducky
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:03 pm to TT9
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TT13
This post was edited on 2/2/10 at 11:05 pm
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:03 pm to Ducky
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:05 pm to TT9
I told you were getting in over your head 
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:05 pm to Bellabama
quote:Right after my wife got pregnant, she asked me if there were any genetic abnormalities in my family tree. I told her no, unless of course she thought webbed toes and fingers were an abnormality. She absolutely flipped. I got my whole family to tell her both me and my sister had webbed toes and fingers. I told her my sister was a helluva a swimmer before we all got the operation. After about a month of this, she was so freaked that I finally had to tell her the truth that we only had an extra toe on each foot.
My older siblings told me I was born with a tail when I was little.
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:07 pm to tuck
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Right after my wife got pregnant, she asked me if there were any genetic abnormalities in my family tree. I told her no, unless of course she thought webbed toes and fingers were an abnormality. She absolutely flipped. I got my whole family to tell her both me and my sister had webbed toes and fingers. I told her my sister was a helluva a swimmer before we all got the operation. After about a month of this, she was so freaked that I finally had to tell her the truth that we only had an extra toe on each foot
Gah you crack me up.
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:08 pm to TT9
Oh Lord have mercy on their souls for they no not what they do in their land of gumps. They eat the mana left by the Gods of Saban and the house that he built. They drink from their alters of dead bears, they drink the blood of their goats.
Masturbation comes from watching Iron Bowls and beating their wives 10x when a score is made. The children have no dental insurance, their teeth are not straight, they love their skoal and drink Bud Light.
They are free in the outhouse, surrounded by the stench that is Auburn. Free them oh lord, take them out of their misery. Free the rest of us SEC Brothers and make the world a better place for all of us.
Masturbation comes from watching Iron Bowls and beating their wives 10x when a score is made. The children have no dental insurance, their teeth are not straight, they love their skoal and drink Bud Light.
They are free in the outhouse, surrounded by the stench that is Auburn. Free them oh lord, take them out of their misery. Free the rest of us SEC Brothers and make the world a better place for all of us.
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:08 pm to tuck
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Right after my wife got pregnant, she asked me if there were any genetic abnormalities in my family tree. I told her no, unless of course she thought webbed toes and fingers were an abnormality. She absolutely flipped. I got my whole family to tell her both me and my sister had webbed toes and fingers. I told her my sister was a helluva a swimmer before we all got the operation. After about a month of this, she was so freaked that I finally had to tell her the truth that we only had an extra toe on each foot.
My brother told me My mom saved my tail, and that it was in a jar with a little pink bow tied around it somewhere in the garage. I sat in the garage for a whole day crying because I thought I was related to monkeys.
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:10 pm to Ducky
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Oh Lord have mercy on their souls for they no not what they do in their land of gumps. They eat the mana left by the Gods of Saban and the house that he built. They drink from their alters of dead bears, they drink the blood of their goats.
Masturbation comes from watching Iron Bowls and beating their wives 10x when a score is made. The children have no dental insurance, their teeth are not straight, they love their skoal and drink Bud Light.
They are free in the outhouse, surrounded by the stench that is Auburn. Free them oh lord, take them out of their misery. Free the rest of us SEC Brothers and make the world a better place for all of us.
What is your lucky number?
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:11 pm to Bellabama
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I sat in the garage for a whole day crying because I thought I was related to monkeys.
Awww, poor bella.
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:12 pm to Crimsoncutie98
I be wide awake and pumped for tomorrow. Wait and see.. everyone will announce while i'm on the only job i've got going tomorrow. 
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:13 pm to Alahunter
ginger Waldo said you are creaming yourselves for nothing
Posted on 2/2/10 at 11:13 pm to Bellabama
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Bellabama
THANKS!!! That would be amazing!!
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