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re: Reality setting in for A@M and Texas.....

Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:09 pm to
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

i honestly can’t figure out which of these statements is the funnier.

You can't? I'll help you. The funnier statement is where you talk about the Big12 as if y'all didn't completely suck arse there before running away from it yelping like those pathetic inbred bitches y'all worship as mascots. Second funniest is when you point to Kansas without considering that we at least had the balls to show up and play instead of forfeiting the game like you feckless fricking cowards. Glad I could help. You're welcome.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9167 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:16 pm to
We will treat you like a virgin glory hole.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:20 pm to
Bitch please. Whatever else happens, Y'ALL are going back under our boot heel.
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9167 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:22 pm to
Are those the soft rainbow ones that you figs like to flaunt?
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
27707 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:45 pm to
OU would crush Texas and A&M this year
Posted by Houag80
Member since Jul 2019
9167 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:47 pm to
Of course. Lolololol.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 12:48 pm to
quote:

Are those the soft rainbow ones that you figs like to flaunt?

Nope, you get the ostrich skins.
Posted by OU Guy
Member since Feb 2022
8145 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 1:05 pm to
I think given a few years of classes OU will be just fine:

Jeff Lebby’s offenses have been in the top 5 in total offense in EACH of the past 3 seasons. He’s the ONLY OC in the country who can claim that.

Venables’s defenses have finished in the top 5 in scoring defense in 5 of the last 8 seasons, 4 times in the top 2.
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:04 pm to
Are you in this picture? Either one of these guys could be nicknamed "Fluffy".

Posted by MOJO_ERASER
Tulsa Oklahoma
Member since Jun 2017
5839 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:09 pm to
Damn this post went exactly like I had thought not one Texas or A@M fan denied it …. They know being kings of the preseason get the hope up and adrenaline rushing ….. losing in work 1 to Sam Houston would be awesome.
I see A@M went with their lame duck qb. All we heard was Connor Connor.

Texas is losing players left and right and there offense can’t move the ball. A the defense in scrimmages . It’s so bad the best on roster may be Malik Murphy a true freshman . All that NIL money the ex Ohio state qb got needs to be payed pack it’s larceny …..




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This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 2:15 pm
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:17 pm to
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Damn this post went exactly like I had thought not one Texas or A@M fan denied i


It is a lot more fun just to make fun of you. Last time I checked, Johnny Football made chokelahoma look like they were playing peewee football in the 2012 Cotton Bowl

Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
12539 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 2:27 pm to
quote:

Texas’ record against Alabama (a more relevant inquiry).

Prior to Bama beating the shite out Texas in 2009 for a national title, the three most recent games played between the two were in 1982, 1973 and 1965. Not sure how you think this makes Texas currently relevant in any way.

That being said, UT is a modern powerhouse compared to A&M. But that's one incredibly low bar.
Posted by FluffyBunnyFeet
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2014
2374 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

Are you in this picture? Either one of these guys could be nicknamed "Fluffy".



Nope, but you closet jockeys with your endless spank bank of dildo pics never fail to bring the lulz, so thanks for that.
Posted by Tideroller
Lower Alabama
Member since Jan 2022
2311 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

you’ll see a bunch of Texas wins in the sec. Has always been so. Always will be so.


What the hell are you talking about? It's too early to be drunk, get help.
Posted by Realistic Ag
Member since Jun 2014
1896 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

Who finishes with the best record, texas or a&m? I say a&m likely finishes just a head with 7 wins.

You should pound the under win total and get rich!
Posted by Grateful Reb
Member since Apr 2011
8070 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:47 pm to
I’m very impressed with how much aTm lives rent free in the heads of so many opposing fans. They’re growing into masterful trolls. Well done.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 3:48 pm
Posted by Buster83
Member since Aug 2021
3445 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:50 pm to
Are you in any of these pictures?





Do you carry your dildo to class?



Is this your girlfriend? Do you know her?



Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3588 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

Go back to bragging about having a tiny penis

Gotta admit, that probably didn't play out the way he thought it would. Or it's just 2022... when some people take pride in cutting their junk off.
Posted by Hornish Kin
Member since Jul 2022
144 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:10 pm to
“Marktastic86”:

I’ll provide the data since you are ducking it: Texas’ record v Bama is 7-1-1. As for the comment about what is “relevant” anybody can limit the relevant time frame to create the most favorable narrative they wish to push. Ala is currently doing well. Texas, not so much. But these things always change. Amd I suspect they will. I never said Texas will immediately rule the sec. That is doubtful. But will they compete? If the LSU game (Burrow and co) and the Sugar Bowl v UGA are indicative of anything, they tell you Texas will compete well in the sec. And we might—just might—get things rolling again. That’s why we enjoy football. Nothing is fir certain and things always change. Hook ‘em. ??
Posted by JustEd
Member since Feb 2022
168 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 4:30 pm to
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is a lot more fun just to make fun of you. Last time I checked, Johnny Football made chokelahoma look like they were playing peewee football in the 2012 Cotton Bowl


How was 77-0? At least pee wee football would have showed up for that game
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