re: Rank Top SEC tailgating spots

So you could rape me? No thank you.

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It really is funny how you routinely show up in these threads to flame and troll OM. I could set my watch by it.

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So the numbers on your watch represent months?

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And both are rather conservatively seasoned, at that. In Ole Miss's case, you can have KFC or Wal-Mart finger sandwiches. Yum!

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Not at mine. I always did the 3 meals a day. Started with a huge breakfast. (Eggs, bacon, sausage, grits, fruit, ham, bloody marys, etc.)

May not do it...depending on TV time. But that was usually something like Deer Chili, mashed potatoes. Smoked sausage. Along with other stuff to go with it. Homemade bread, homemade desserts. Of course several coolers of alcohol.

Dinner is usually ribs I cooked that morning and Boston Butt...pulled pork with my homemade BBQ sauce. I got up early and cooked a lot of my stuff. Or I just didn't go to bed that night before.

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In Ole Miss's case, you can have KFC or Wal-Mart finger sandwiches. Yum!

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KFC is even lower on the totem pole as far as Chicken is concerned. That just shows you're poor white trash if you show up in the Grove with a Colonel's bucket.

You're fricking kidding me with that Grove shite. That is the most overrated piece of garbage land in the South. You want a beer? Better get a plastic cup. You want a keg? Think again. Drinking games? Not unless you consider having some frat daddy wearing a bow-tie fondle you while sipping box wine to be a fun game.

Everyone is pretentious as hell and crammed into a tiny spot. I don't get the fascination.

Angrily, I will accept that the girls there are hot as shite.

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3rdRowTrashTalker

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I always get the impression that people like you just go into the Grove screaming for everyone to impress them. You go into the Grove wanting to hate it, so you find little menial things to bitch about. I would not serve a guy like you coming up to my tent that is asking for me to impress him and see "how the best tailgating in America is". I mean Vandy has shite tailgating, but I don't insult their fans when I go over there.

I want to impress people who want to have a good time, not twats like you who bitch about the entire experience. You want a good time, we'll show it to you; but if you demand us to kiss your fat arse while repeatably insulting us and saying how LSU's tailgating is ridiculously superior and this sucks, then go frick yourself and get out of my tent.

The thing you don't realize is that the reason people treat you like shite is because you treat us like shite and demean everything about us as a team and our culture. I'm here to have a good time, not to put up with a guy deliberately trying to rain on everyone's parade. I love entertaining guests, but can't stand being around people like you.

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it's a lot like the Junction in that we personally love it but it just doesnt compare to some other schools.

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You mean its a fricking rip off and a wannabe Grove.

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2. Auburn

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Really? Auburn. I'd put them second to last in the West next to yall. Granted I'm ignorant on A&M's tailgating, but from the old west, its a safe assumption.

OM - you're outta your mind, boss. I didn't say the people treated us like shite - I said the tailgating environment was shite and way overrated and listed my reasons. I've been treated very nicely there (except by drunk frat guys but thats to be expected anywhere) but to say it's the best tailgating is ridiculous.

No I didn't say any of those things, you just have the most strict drinking rules in the SEC and it kind of kills your gameday atmosphere. LSU and Auburn both allow kegs at the tailgate. I have been to my fraternities tailgates at both Auburn and LSU, I think LSU had like 13 kegs. Auburn was similar and had a great band at the tailgate. In the grove all you get are throw up tailgate tents, solo cups, and horrible football. Plus Mississippi just has a plain disadvantage with respect to drinking laws.

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I didn't say the people treated us like shite

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You said we were "pretentious as shite" which implies that shite.

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I said the tailgating environment was shite and way overrated and listed my reasons.

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The thing you don't understand is its not shite, just different, and anything that is different for you means its inferior. I can understand not liking the crammed environments (I prefer it), but all the bullshite that LSU fans cite as reasons just don't exist at my tailgate, as well as most my friends. We got great food, loud music, and a warm open environment. Sure you probably won't play beer pong at my tailgate, but a few others do. Is it really that big of a deal that you have to pour your beer in the cup? Yeah its a slight pain, but it shouldn't really even put a damper on the day. Just give it another chance and don't think about how LSU exactly does tailgating and more along the lines of solely wanting to have a good time. If you come in with that attitude, you're more than welcome to a beer at my tailgate.