re: Rank all the SEC teams in order of you're hatred for them

1. auburn
2. Tennessee
3. LSU
4. Florida
5. Ole Miss
6. Arkansas
7. Mississippi State
8. Georgia
9. Kentucky
10. South Carolina
11. Vanderbilt
12. Alabama

Now for the rankings..

1. Tennessee
2. Auburn
3. Ole Miss
4. Florida :bird:
5. LSU
6. UGA
7. Arky
8. UK
9. Ms State
10.S Carolina
11.Bama
12.Vandy

1. Texas
2. aTm
3. SMU
4. Houston
4. TT
5. Baylor
6 TCU
7. Rice (aren't they a cute program?)

1. Tenn

2. AU
3. LSU

4. OM
5. UGA
6. Arky
7. MSU
8. UK
9. USC
10.UF
11.Vandy

1 ark (lived in LR for 3 years. mostly Wally Hall's fault. great city, state, and folks, btw.)
2 fl
3 sc (shameful to lose to them, but we do)
4 ut
5 au
6 om (oh, it's gonna be painful)
7 msu (hate them goddamn cowbells)
8 uk (stick to basketball)
9 bama
10 vandy (who could hate vandy)
11 lsu actually my second FAVORITE. i'm from BR.

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I'll demonstrate my hatred of four SEC teams through a little story about a horrifying experience a friend of mine had with a rather loose young girl in high school. They were in the back seat of his car in the parking lot of the high school. She began this escapade by sucking his florida. After a while he apparently got bored and decided he wanted a little more action and asked if he could stick his florida in her Ole Miss. Now her Ole Miss had been through a lot and thus it was loose and floppy. He was banging as hard as he could but her loose floppy Ole Miss just wasn't getting it done. He very carefully pulled his florida out of her Ole miss and stuck it in her Auburn. Her Auburn was nice and tight so he decided to stay there until he finished. The bad part of this story is that when he finally finished and pulled out of her auburn, Tennessee came out and got all over his back seat. For those of you who didn't know this already, it is hard as hell to get the smell of Tennessee out of your car.

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priceless.

1. Auburn
2. LSU
3. Tennessee
4. Florida
5. Georgia
6. Arkansas
7. South Carolina
8. Ole Miss
9. Mississippi State
10. Kentucky
11. Vanderbilt

Alabama
Auburn
Ole Miss
Tennessee
Georgia
Florida
Arkansas
S. Carolina
Kentucky
M.St.
Vandy

1. Florida, they believe football was invented in 1990. Want to have some fun? As a Gator to name 4 of their HC's before Spurrier.
2. Auburn, they have never, ever committed a penalty. Just ask my neighbor (played @ AU with Sullivan and Beasley)
3. Tennessee, Fulmer was just a conniving rat bastard. Lame Kitten seems to be heading that route as well.
4. So. Carolina, they beat us once or twice every 8-10 years, and you never hear the end of "This is it, our year..."
5. Kentucky, they have not won alot in the past, but dammit, when they do, they are dicks!

6.

1. Arkansas
2. Ole Miss
3. Alabama
4. Florida
5. Auburn
6. Mississippi State
7. Kentucky
8. Georgia
9. Tennessee
10. Vanderbilt
11. South Carolina
12. Louisiana State