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Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:14 pm
Which one of you is this?
Surely its an Aggie. I have no doubts. Just wondering if one of yall is this person on reddit.
Surely its an Aggie. I have no doubts. Just wondering if one of yall is this person on reddit.
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Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:15 pm to BaconKillz
'Twas me
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:16 pm to Manzielathon
What??!!!?? That A-Hole owed me for the Dime Bag a few weeks earlier. 
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:17 pm to Manzielathon
I knew it! 
Any updates on the cum box?
Any updates on the cum box?
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:18 pm to BaconKillz
I looked at the pictures of the box. Wow. Gross.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:18 pm to BaconKillz
We'll it's hard to fill jars and the box at the same time so I have to be pretty efficient with my ejaculations in order to fulfill my duty to the university
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:18 pm to BaconKillz
Boxes are 1990s amateur hour,
Jars are what separate the boys from the men.
Next question, please .
Jars are what separate the boys from the men.
Next question, please .
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:24 pm to EKG
Jars would keep the mold growth to a minimum. Yall don't like the nostalgia of a shoe box?
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:27 pm to BaconKillz
We don't give a shite about nostalgia.
It's all about helping the team right then--and stacking Bonfire.
(I think. This is pure supposition, since none of us has a clue what y'all are talking about re: the existence of jizz jars).
It's all about helping the team right then--and stacking Bonfire.
(I think. This is pure supposition, since none of us has a clue what y'all are talking about re: the existence of jizz jars).
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:29 pm to EKG
I have a lot of friends that go to A&M and they all have jizz jars/boxes/sheep. And I thought you ags were all about nostalgia. Tradition and so on.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:33 pm to BaconKillz
Then it sounds like you know more about it than do we.
No need for this thread at all.
You're clearly connected to the jar society.
I am not.
No need for this thread at all.
You're clearly connected to the jar society.
I am not.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:37 pm to EKG
Not at all good man. I know you Aggies like to keep some things a secret tradition. I bet you are topping it off your jar right now.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:37 pm to EKG
I've actually never understood where the whole jizz jar thing came from. I just assumed it was an internet troll that took off somehow.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:42 pm to AgCoug
Actually my uncle who went to to UT, and Dad (his brother) went to A&M and my uncle used to give the jizz jar joke to my dad before the internet was really rolling. It has to have some legitimacy to it.
Ive heard it has something to do with the corp turd fish.
Ive heard it has something to do with the corp turd fish.
This post was edited on 8/23/14 at 7:43 pm
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:44 pm to AgCoug
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I've actually never understood where the whole jizz jar thing came from. I just assumed it was an internet troll that took off somehow.
An article by Paul Burka in Texas Monthly quoted an "unnamed cadet freshman". In it, she claimed that Parson's Mounted Cavalry would jizz into jars as part of a hazing ritual.
I assume this was a fish who punched and then made up a bullshite story about why she quit. I know PMC did a bunch of stupid shite, but I have a hard time imagining they are THAT stupid.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:45 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Yeah, who knows what goes on at Fiddler's Green, especially back in the day? That story really stuck though.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:47 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
I dunno. The corp turds I know are pretty moronic and usually the weirder side of A&M that gets shown.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:47 pm to BaconKillz
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It has to have some legitimacy to it.
Welp, there it is, folks. The stories are true
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:56 pm to BaconKillz
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Which one of you is this?
Surely its an Aggie. I have no doubts. Just wondering if one of yall is this person on reddit.
Gradual Stroke ... goes without saying. What do you think the motivation was for his username - duh.
Posted on 8/23/14 at 7:57 pm to scrooster
Touché
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