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re: President’s impact on game
Posted on 9/24/26 at 6:29 pm to All Gas No Brakes
Posted on 9/24/26 at 6:29 pm to All Gas No Brakes
Ticket prices are apparently dropping
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Posted on 9/24/26 at 8:07 pm to c on z
And like clockwork this NOLA fig shows up
Posted on 9/24/26 at 9:58 pm to NoEmpathy
Secret Service is going to be confiscating all the Whiskey bottles for Pentagon Pete.
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:04 pm to Ptins944
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Secret Service is going to be confiscating all the Whiskey bottles
That aint whiskey, and you ged a bad batch and will go blind. (allegedly)
Posted on 9/24/26 at 10:23 pm to Lizardgrad89
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You DO realize
AGE wasn’t the problem
Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:26 pm to All Gas No Brakes
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President’s impact on game
Guessing they will be confiscating the mustard bottles at the security check in?
Posted on 9/24/26 at 11:38 pm to GBJs
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AGE wasn’t the problem
As an example...
Yes, Sleepy Joe was sleepy.
Trump just "rests his eyes" all day long.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 4:25 am to All Gas No Brakes
Sark must be reminiscing about his time in Tuscaloosa. Trump sure loves college football; It's a shame he can't motivate his buddies to fix it.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:13 am to Lizardgrad89
quote:You DO know that Joe Biden is the one who shite down both legs while meeting with the Pope.
You DO realize Trump is our oldest President ever, not Biden, right?
If the European media had not picked it up, no one would have ever known. The Democratic Party propaganda machine known as the MSM would have kept it buried.
Immediately after the Biden shits himself story came out, the "Trump wears diapers" was started by the MSM and their ignorant sheep ran with it.
However, isn't there a political forum here for these discussions?
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:37 am to Gunga Din
Pulling for the Vols, but the OT curse is real.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 7:42 am to All Gas No Brakes
Texas better watch out. DJT will take one look at their student body and start doing wholesale student visa revocations...
Posted on 9/25/26 at 10:42 am to All Gas No Brakes
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Interesting, this would seem to potentially benefit the home team more
The excuses begin…
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:09 am to Serraneaux
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Texas has zero chance. VOLS from every holler in the state will be there and be loud. I actually feel sorry for the Horns as they have never been inside an environment like they'll find themselves on Saturday.
Alabama:
Hostile environment; Check
Play physical football for 4 quarters; Check
Run the football down their throats; Check
Home fans leave the stadium in the 4th Quarter; Check
Mercy knee them on their home field; Check
Michigan:
Hostile environment; Check
Play physical football for 4 quarters; Check
Run the football down their throats; Check
Home fans leave the stadium in the 4th Quarter; Check
Mercy knee them on their home field; Check
Oklahoma
Electric environment; Abso-fricking-lutely
Play physical football for 4 quarters; Check
Run the football down their throats; Check
Home fans leave the stadium in the 4th Quarter; Check
Mercy knee them on their home field; Check
Texas A&M:
Hostile environment; Check
Play physical football for 4 quarters; Check
Run the football down their throats; Check
Home fans leave the stadium in the 4th Quarter; Check
Mercy knee them on their home field; Check
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:12 am to All Gas No Brakes
Oh shite…Texas gonna win big…if Sark’s stupid play calling is curtailed.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:36 am to Tailwind
There’s zero proof that either old man has ever sharted themselves
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:44 am to Ptins944
I love the bravado from a fan of a team that hasn't done shite in decades.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:53 am to c on z
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Ticket prices are apparently dropping
I could see that. In addition to all the inconvenience of getting into the stadium,
we are at war and Iran has publicly announced that they are plotting to try to get him.
Forced Trump to use half his staff as bait a couple weeks ago on Air Force One so he could get out of Turkey safely, so certainly something the government is taking seriously.
I wonder what our situation is in regards to drone defense within our borders?
Drones are now devastatingly effective in these war zones against countries that are more advanced defensively on the battlefield than we currently are.
Small drones with spooling wires that are miles long and impervious to jamming. Something to think about.
Posted on 9/25/26 at 11:54 am to GTnerd
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There’s zero proof that either old man has ever sharted themselves
As a Bumble nerd, you should be well versed on probability
2 men, BOTH in their 80's, have pooped their pants at some point
While there may be zero proof to you or I, my guess is the probability is 100% as to this actually happening. As an old fart and knowing lots of other old farts, my knowledge base may be greater than most.
Starting starts around 40, by 80 it is absolute
The very young and the very old share these issues
#1 they poop and piss their pant
#2 they are fussy eaters
#3 they need naps
If you have been a parent you know all the steps of infancy, except that old people can talk back to you, most of the daily routine is the same
Once you celebrate your 70th or 75th birthday you should not be allowed to run for POTUS unless 3 independent physical and 3 independent mental doctors clear you. After 75 if mind and body still work at full capacity odds are more unicorn like than anything else.
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