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Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:24 am to Ross
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Now this is gonna be good
This.
I'm waiting with baited breath to see how many enlightened people start excoriating someone over even a facetious post disclaiming the existence of God.
Gentlemen, start your engines!
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:38 am to cyde
As they announce his name, Cam walks up to the podium and prepares to make his speech. He opens up his laptop:
(pointing to the sky) "Bitches... uh, I mean ladies and commissioner Slive. Thank you so much for this award. Contrary to popular belief, I didn't pay for this award. This is gonna be short and sweet. Haters gonna hate. You never gonna find that money trail bitches! Ya'll just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Speaking of nuts, Cammy Cam Juice is on sale in the lobby. Don't forget to drop a $100 K in plates being passed around by the ushers of Holy Zion Center of Deliverance. And from now on, my name is Cam Christ. In Cam we trust. One last thing... pancakes bitches."
(pointing to the sky) "Bitches... uh, I mean ladies and commissioner Slive. Thank you so much for this award. Contrary to popular belief, I didn't pay for this award. This is gonna be short and sweet. Haters gonna hate. You never gonna find that money trail bitches! Ya'll just a squirrel trying to get a nut. Speaking of nuts, Cammy Cam Juice is on sale in the lobby. Don't forget to drop a $100 K in plates being passed around by the ushers of Holy Zion Center of Deliverance. And from now on, my name is Cam Christ. In Cam we trust. One last thing... pancakes bitches."
Posted on 12/7/10 at 11:52 am to Lsuhoohoo
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Predict Cam's Heisman speech
"I really wanted an Oscar but the money was to good so I accept this Heisman....if diddy says to".
Posted on 12/7/10 at 5:09 pm to razorbill
No, only fools believe in god
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