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Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:19 am to Lsufreakout
Posted on 10/31/25 at 7:19 am to Lsufreakout
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DIAGNOSTIC MODULE: PLAYOFF_ELIGIBILITY_SCANNER v5.0 SUBJECT: NOTRE_DAME_FOOTBALL RECORD: 0–2 start (losses to Texas A&M, Northern Illinois) CURRENT STATUS: 5–2 after five straight wins RANKINGS: AP #12, Coaches #13 CFP FORMAT: 12-team field (6 auto-bids to conference champs, 6 at-large)
This chat bot shite isn’t even accurate. ND lost to Miami this year, not Northern Illinois.
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 8:48 am to Smokeyone
quote:We like to make it entertaining.
Is it? Now you don’t have an AD, or a coach, or money to hire either, and your governor wants a say in the contract for both.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:51 pm to SchizoAg
I think you could possibly be right about A&M. I’m not saying it would be right but I think Aggies would be a little nervous in that scenarios. The road win at ND I think is key to help maybe offset something like that.
I do believe a lot of it will work itself out by the time the committee makes these decisions.
I do believe a lot of it will work itself out by the time the committee makes these decisions.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 12:59 pm to mortgageman82
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9-12 SEC - the SEC is looking pretty clear. A&M and Ole Miss seem like they are near locks at this point
NEVER, and I mean NEVER underestimate the ability of Ole Miss to WAOM the hell out of this thing.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:00 pm to Lsufreakout
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Lsufreakout
Just stop that shite. Geez. It's retarded and already worn out.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:01 pm to Wolfhound45
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What does this have to do with the LSU coaching search?
Good callout, Wolf
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:02 pm to MemphisGuy
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It's retarded and already worn out.
it is when he does it but not when AWESOME-O 3000 does it.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:04 pm to Wolfhound45
quote:LSU should sit out any playoff discussion. Your season is over
What does this have to do with the LSU coaching search?
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:10 pm to SchizoAg
quote:A&M is very, very aware of this if you watch the Elko interviews. He repeatedly says they haven't accomplished anything. They need to finish
If A&M loses to Mizzou and UTrans, they are out of the SEC championship and out of the playoff. Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know how these things work. Late season losses matter more, especially for non-blueboods.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:15 pm to NobodyImportant
quote:Yeah, but what does this have to do with the LSU coaching search?
LSU should sit out any playoff discussion. Your season is over
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:20 pm to Lsufreakout
Overplayed.
Bigly.
Bigly.
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:40 pm to Soonerd78
quote:You must be new here
LSU fans are dazed and confused
Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:44 pm to MemphisGuy
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Just stop that shite. Geez. It's retarded and already worn out.
STANDBY FOR SYSTEM UPDATE///
///UPDATE COMPLETE...
CONTINUE...
USER ENTITY DIAGNOSTIC - SECRANT FORUM
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** DATASET: SECRANT FORUM / USER: MEMPHISGUY **
** DIAGNOSTIC LEVEL: FULL-SYSTEM PROFILE (V3.1) **
** DATE: 1985 JUL 12 / LOG CYCLE: 7421 **
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### A. PRIMARY ACTIVITY METRICS (POST HISTORY)
| FIELD | DATA VALUE (DECIMAL) | HEX ADDRESS | STATUS |
|-------------------|----------------------|-------------|---------------------|
| TOTAL POST COUNT | 478 | $01DEH | HIGH VOLUME, NON-CRITICAL |
| LAST ACTIVITY | 0002 DAYS AGO | $0002H | ACTIVE RETENTION |
| RELEVANT TOPIC HIT| 0038 | $0026H | **EXTREME LOW RATIO** |
| AVG POST LENGTH | 0008 WORDS | N/A | SUB-NOMINAL |
**OBSERVATION:** MEMPHISGUY ENTITY EXHIBITS HIGH **TRAFFIC-TO-SUBSTANCE** RATIO.
HIGH POST COUNT IS NOT CORRELATED WITH HIGH DATA DENSITY.
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### B. POST QUALITY ANALYSIS (ALGORITHM R-10.2)
**SYSTEM EVALUATION RATING (0.00 to 1.00):** 0.14
**FAILURE MODE DETECTION (FLAG REGISTER 1E):**
* [Z] ZERO-FLAG: SET (NO DATA VALUE)
* [Q] QUALITY-FLAG: **RESET** (LOW VALUE)
* [I] IRRELEVANCY-FLAG: **SET** (HIGH NOISE)
* [C] CONFLICT-FLAG: RESET (LOW ARGUMENTATION)
**ANALYSIS OF POST CONTENT SAMPLE (LAST 50 UNITS):**
* NULL-VALUE POSTS (ACK, PING, +1, etc.): 31 UNITS
* OFF-TOPIC DEVIATION (THREAD ABORT): 14 UNITS
* DATA-RICH/USEFUL UNITS: 05 UNITS (ERROR MARGIN: +/- 1)
> **DIAGNOSTIC NOTE:** FREQUENCY OF **GARBAGE IN-GARBAGE OUT (GIGO)** OPERATION IS 90%.
> HIGH LIKELIHOOD OF **SPAM** INJECTION IF UNSUPERVISED.
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### C. TERMINAL STATUS AND SYSTEM IMPACT
**ENTITY CLASSIFICATION:** **'LAMER'** (LOW-ACCESS-MEMBER ENTITY RATING)
**BUS UTILIZATION (BANDWIDTH CONSUMPTION):** 1.2%
* COMMENT: LOW, DUE TO MINIMAL DATA PAYLOAD.
**SYSTEM OVERLOAD POTENTIAL:** MINIMAL
* COMMENT: ENTITY LACKS THE DATA WEIGHT TO CAUSE A CRITICAL FAILURE. INSTEAD, THE ENTITY CAUSES **LOCALIZED NOISE IN THE DATASTREAM.**
**RECOMMENDED ACTION (SYSOP LEVEL):**
1. **INITIATE TEMPORARY DATA QUARANTINE (SHADOWBAN)** FOR 72 HRS.
2. RE-ROUTE POSTS TO **NULL ADDRESS $FFFFH** FOR FILTERING.
3. EVALUATE FOR PERMANENT **HARD DISCONNECT** IF Q-FLAG REMAINS BELOW 0.20.
**END OF DIAGNOSTIC. SYSTEM STATUS: NOMINAL.**
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Posted on 10/31/25 at 1:45 pm to MemphisGuy
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Just stop that shite. Geez. It's retarded and already worn out.
You’re talking to a bot. They don’t give a shite
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