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re: Patrick Peterson definitely didn't go to Miami.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:20 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:20 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:20 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Tim Tebow cried when he found out he wasn't invited. 
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:21 pm to memphisplaya
Da'Rick Rogers was going to attend, but he got there and realized there were no fat white girls so he left.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:25 pm to PirateJunk
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:26 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Les enjoyed the party but got n trouble for missing curfew.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:27 pm to PirateJunk
Travis Henry wanted to go, but he has three baby mammas in Florida with Child Support Warrants.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:28 pm to crimsonsaint
It was supposed to be a very small gathering........got out of hand because they put the LSU offensive line in charge of the door. They couldn't block anyone from getting through.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:36 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Johnny Majors was about to board the plane to Miami, and Phil Fulmer stabbed him in the back. 
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:39 pm to 87BAMAGRAD
Tray Blackmon got invited, full ride, but failed the pre-flight safety test and then went to party in Canada
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:42 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
There were 9 SEC players. Saban put together a terrific group of 11.....but, then Miles took over and lost 2 he shouldn't have!
This post was edited on 7/21/10 at 9:43 pm
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:46 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Lane Kiffin went and claimed the Johnson party down the hall tried to steal some of the guests. The Johnson party did not, in fact, try to steal any of the guests.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:48 pm to WG_Dawg
Lane Kiffin promised all these awesome bands were going to be there before the trip happened, but once there, he kept making excuses why the bands weren't showing up and was eventually run out of town by a bunch of students burning mattresses
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:55 pm to GoCrazyAuburn
Chizik rolled up in a Lincoln town car, and got told to frick off.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 9:57 pm to crimsonsaint
Jevan Snead showed up...everyone was SURE he would sit at the head table....ended up eating in the kitchen with the busboys.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 10:13 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
PP and a UT hostess were about to get it on, but he cramped up.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 10:24 pm to crimsonsaint
I am not going to try and top any of these, but this is perhaps 1 of the Top 10 best threads of all time on the rant!
Posted on 7/21/10 at 10:30 pm to AtwoodMyst
A few Auburn players tried to get in, but the bouncer told them only national champions were allowed.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 10:32 pm to AtwoodMyst
early but possible thread of the year secsy for next year.
joe dean was invited to the party but drove his car into lake ponchatrain while trying to get to the nola airport
joe dean was invited to the party but drove his car into lake ponchatrain while trying to get to the nola airport
Posted on 7/21/10 at 10:35 pm to heartbreakTiger
courtney upshaw was thrown out the party for beating the waitresses up
Posted on 7/21/10 at 10:43 pm to heartbreakTiger
Mack Brown swears guests at his party had a much better time than the partygoers in South Beach did, even though the newlywed Colt Mccoy could only make a brief appearence.
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