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re: Patrick Peterson definitely didn't go to Miami.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:53 pm to crimsonsaint
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:53 pm to crimsonsaint
Emmanuel Moody showed up. He reportedly kept asking everyone there, "Remember me? I was a 5 star too!" Nobody seemed to remember him.
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Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:53 pm to WG_Dawg
Greg McElroy was going to go, but he held out his ticket to show the boarding official and Ingram grabbed it and sprinted on the plane. Mark assumed it was a hand off.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:53 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:54 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
Chaz Ramsey chop blocked airport security and was arrested before he could make it.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:54 pm to MagillaGuerilla
The Agents gave Mt. Cody the party time of 9:00 pm but the part really started at 8:00. Cody still can't figure out why.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:54 pm to PirateJunk
John Vaughn was on the way but kept ending up in the ocean.
The entire Ole Miss football team was on the way but they missed their connecting flight through Atlanta.
Terrance Cody was going to go but he couldn't afford the two tickets they were making him buy.
The entire Ole Miss football team was on the way but they missed their connecting flight through Atlanta.
Terrance Cody was going to go but he couldn't afford the two tickets they were making him buy.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:54 pm to Marines4Auburn
Willie Williams was going to go but didn't make the flight after discharging a fire extinguisher at the airport.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:55 pm to WG_Dawg
DJ Hall was there at Saban's request...
for the 2nd half of the party, anyway.
for the 2nd half of the party, anyway.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:55 pm to WaveHog
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Petrino was there.
... but he left 30 minutes later to go to another party down the street.
So obvious but oddly clever
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:55 pm to WG_Dawg
Bryce Brown had invitations to several parties. He went to Miami because God told him to go there.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:56 pm to WG_Dawg
Willie Martinez missed his flight because he couldn't get the flight information while on his cell phone. The coverage was too poor.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:56 pm to WG_Dawg
Lane Kiffin was going to go but he went to a sexier party
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:57 pm to WG_Dawg
Zing!
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:57 pm to tylerdurden24
Tuberville wanted to go but Bobby Lowder took his plane ticket and went the night before.
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:57 pm to tylerdurden24
Bear Bryant wanted to go, but he's dead.
:ducks: :Blasphemy:
:ducks: :Blasphemy:
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:57 pm to Elleshoe
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Lane Kiffin was going to go but he went to a sexier party
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:57 pm to WG_Dawg
A bunch of 5 Star players from Louisiana were there. LSU fans swear they NEVER had "committable" invitations to the party in Tiger Stadium, anyway!
This post was edited on 7/21/10 at 8:58 pm
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:58 pm to WG_Dawg
Russel shepard was promised 10-12 thousand.... but when when he got there he saw this waiting for him
On this
On this
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:58 pm to BlackHelicopterPilot
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BlackHelicopterPilot
On a roll...
Posted on 7/21/10 at 8:58 pm to Elleshoe
Brandon Spikes was going to go, but he eye gouged a TSA officer and was arrested. Meyer payed his bail and Brandon was able to make it for the 2nd half of the party.
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