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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:06 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:06 am to
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goddammit....we're already 3 pages past that. We're now discussing the best way to capture a sluts heart. I say it's through her liquored up vag...what say you?


If you kind of know the girl, and in some sort of faint way she knows another girl you've fricked then yes that's a first night go.
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:07 am to
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If you kind of know the girl, and in some sort of faint way she knows another girl you've fricked then yes that's a first night go.



so long as you don't drink so much that you piss the bed overnight, then yes.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:09 am to
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so long as you don't drink so much that you piss the bed overnight, then yes.


You could blame that on some "best orgasm you ever had messed your weiner bicep up" and still leave her flattered in a puddle of piss

own it
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:14 am to




a few friends and I busted one of our buddies out for having a golden shower fetish. He always joked around about it but we didn't really take it seriously...most guys joke around about disgusting shite involving sex.

but then we had to fix his computer and found a frick ton of pics and videos about girls getting pissed on. Didn't confront him about it until we got him shite faced and convinced him that we all seriously enjoyed peeing on girls and got him to confess and explain why he thought it was so great. Said it makes him feel more emotionally attached to the girl.


admittedly....I guess I kind of see where he's coming from. I always feel this special kind of emotional attachment to a girl after spraying millions of pank-seed all over a girl's face. Makes me feel like she truly cares about me. <3
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:19 am to
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Didn't confront him about it until we got him shite faced and convinced him that we all seriously enjoyed peeing on girls and got him to confess and explain why he thought it was so great
that's great

The sad part about piss fetishes: I couldn't be farther from liking that, but I see hot women regularly I'd let piss all over me vs no contact whatsoever.
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I always feel this special kind of emotional attachment to a girl after spraying millions of pank-seed all over a girl's face.

Women want that shite these days
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:30 am to
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Women want that shite these days


Never really noticed it until the current one flat out said she loves it more than anything.



and who am I to keep her from what she loves.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 10:44 am to
There's only one flagship and Ole Miss certainly isn't on our level.
This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 10:45 am
Posted by hawgfaninc
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:04 am to
I think it's cool they want to copy us.

they say you try to emulate those you look up to.
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:11 am to
Nothing screams attention whore like a derailment derailment.
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:12 am to
I keep thinking that Arkansas is an OOC game.
Posted by miss dixie
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:29 am to
YOU should know!!!!
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:29 am to
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YOU should know!!!!



Did you just try a zinger from 7 pages ago? You're terrible...
Posted by miss dixie
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:35 am to
Ditto
Posted by pankReb
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:36 am to
the ol' rubber/glue fallback. A sure-fire way to let others know they're dealing with someone that has a low-level mental capacity.
Posted by MercerBears
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:36 am to
M- mutulle friend meetup

E- establish connection

R- red bull vodka

C- cook late nite

E- engage hook up

R- retractin say you dont sex less ur datin but only after she see u got good dick then she gonna tell her slut friends how good a guy u are

B- big bad brekfest

E- enfer intrest for date 2 if she say no u doge a whore bullet if she say yes u better chances she good people

A- ask to music show and achoir valyum or zanix so u can dance

R- repeet step m e r c e

S- sex

proven to makin her friends think u amazin to and once u break it off she think u good guy must be somethin wrong with her and she gonna go frickedup in the head

This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 11:39 am
Posted by Hardy_Har
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:40 am to


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R- retractin say you dont sex less ur datin but only after she see u got good dick then she gonna tell her slut friends how good a guy u are


frick yes
This post was edited on 6/23/15 at 11:41 am
Posted by Fins up
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:41 am to
Posted by BugaPainTrain7 on 6/23/15 at 9:05 am to OBReb6
there was no stealing of any girl from me. if you count her dating some guy for a month...coming down to visit me while she's still dating him as me losing a girl then so be it...I had nearly 3 years this that piece of arse. Now she's just somebody that I use to know and I'm totally fine with that


Dear young Buga,
I don't mean to get in your business because I don't know you, but you put your business on a message board so it's free game . That girl, to be quite frank, is a whore. Don't be so sad, girls like her are common. I am sure that you are aware, but just in case you're not, if that broad was slipping out on her new dude to mess with you, she was doing it to you as well. Check with the guy before you, he will say the same thing happened when y'all were so "in love". Anyways, sorry about your whore.
Posted by Tornado Alley
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:41 am to
damnit raymond
Posted by pankReb
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69338 posts
Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:44 am to
just outstanding in every possible way.
Posted by MercerBears
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Posted on 6/23/15 at 11:46 am to
that step there make u look like god when girl gossip talk they be like he gotta big dick but say he dont give it less he datin then watch u gonna start pullin more wool u ever think u could but gotta stickin move sorotys so ur game dont get caught
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