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Posted on 10/20/11 at 4:43 pm to anothergumper
Posted on 10/20/11 at 4:43 pm to anothergumper
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Posted on 10/20/11 at 5:13 pm to cyde
Wow, brilliant, cyde! Who said in-breeding can't produce a genius? That's almost as funny as a bammy calling someone else a midget.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 5:26 pm to tigerpause
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Wow, brilliant, cyde! Who said in-breeding can't produce a genius? That's almost as funny as a bammy calling someone else a midget.
You should really stop. This was a good thread until you showed up.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 5:54 pm to tigerpause
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Wow, you are one dumb bitch.
Wow, you are one dumb bitch.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:25 pm to RFM
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If it weren't for Mount Lardy having 48DDDD tits to flop up
don't be making fun of the breasteses. the only tennessee team that has been relevant recently has a couple of those each. and, according to you, tn did get beat by some big "tits" a couple of years ago. go grow some.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:29 pm to bingo
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the only tennessee team that has been relevant recently
Last 5 years of Tennessee Basketball:
5 NCAA Tourneys, 3 Sweet 16s, 1 Elite 8, 3 SEC East Titles, 1 SEC Title
That is relevance.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:42 pm to bingo
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don't be making fun of the breasteses. the only tennessee team that has been relevant recently has a couple of those each. and, according to you, tn did get beat by some big "tits" a couple of years ago. go grow some.
Today, we are all Bammers.
WTF are you trying to say???
Sorry, I don't speak Updyke.
Can someone translate this garbled shite please?
I would love to respond.
TIA, & GFY.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:44 pm to tigerpause
I'm finally in!!!!!!!!!!!fricking work.
I'll be here all day guys. Try the milkshakes.
I'll be here all day guys. Try the milkshakes.
This post was edited on 10/20/11 at 6:45 pm
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:48 pm to brucevilanch
little known fact:
Coach Neyland of Tennessee once called an opponent’s head coach and told him to run the same offense that Alabama would be running against Neyland’s Volunteers later that year. When the coach refused, Neyland told the coach to ask his school’s president if he enjoyed the money they made from the Tennessee game. If the coach wanted to keep Tennessee on the schedule, they would run Alabama’s offense to help Tennessee get ready for the third Saturday in October. That coach did as he was told.
Coach Neyland of Tennessee once called an opponent’s head coach and told him to run the same offense that Alabama would be running against Neyland’s Volunteers later that year. When the coach refused, Neyland told the coach to ask his school’s president if he enjoyed the money they made from the Tennessee game. If the coach wanted to keep Tennessee on the schedule, they would run Alabama’s offense to help Tennessee get ready for the third Saturday in October. That coach did as he was told.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:49 pm to Alahunter
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Coach Neyland of Tennessee once called an opponent’s head coach and told him to run the same offense that Alabama would be running against Neyland’s Volunteers later that year. When the coach refused, Neyland told the coach to ask his school’s president if he enjoyed the money they made from the Tennessee game. If the coach wanted to keep Tennessee on the schedule, they would run Alabama’s offense to help Tennessee get ready for the third Saturday in October. That coach did as he was told.
I'm sure that they still failed.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:53 pm to arlo
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Volunqueer haiku:
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
That you're my cousin
Would have been a quality post sans Volunqueer.
I hope when you are lot lizarding tonight at the Fort Payne Bait and Tackle Adult Video Deli and OBGYN Truckstop that the next trucker you suck smashes your head with a Bear Bryant commemorative Coke bottle.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:56 pm to RFM
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Would have been a quality post sans Volunqueer.
I hope when you are lot lizarding tonight at the Fort Payne Bait and Tackle Adult Video Deli and OBGYN Truckstop that the next trucker you suck smashes your head with a Bear Bryant commemorative Coke bottle.
Would have been a quality post sans the tired-arse Bryant reference.
Next time go for something really out of left field such as "...the next trucker you suck strangles you with a Wal-Mart 2009 National Championship commemorative jock strap."
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:56 pm to cyde
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:57 pm to anothergumper
ROFLMAO...that's pretty damn good
That's fricking brilliant.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:58 pm to Crompdaddy8
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:59 pm to cyde
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strangles you with a Wal-Mart 2009 National Championship commemorative jock strap."
I have left detailed instructions in my advanced medical directive that should I fall into a coma, a young female nurse is to use the above as the euthanasia method.
Posted on 10/20/11 at 6:59 pm to NBamaAlum
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I have left detailed instructions in my advanced medical directive that should I fall into a coma, a young female nurse is to use the above as the euthanasia method.
Or have her steal Ingram's Heisman and crush your skull with it!
This post was edited on 10/20/11 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 10/20/11 at 7:01 pm to cyde
Stomp on my balls with your heels and hit me with the Coaches Trophy!
Posted on 10/20/11 at 7:01 pm to NBamaAlum
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Stomp on my balls with your heels and hit me with the Coaches Trophy!
There you go.
Have her snatch the Waterford ball from the Coaches' Trophy and drop it on your face from the nearest rooftop!
Posted on 10/20/11 at 7:03 pm to cyde
shite got weird, didn't it?
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