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re: Now that the Rose Bowl is dead

Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:39 pm to
Posted by JetDawg
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Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:39 pm to
Wow, bragging about beating a USC team that went only 7-3 (Bama was 9-0). 76 years ago!

"Hillbilly ball" Bama still cringing that they'll never make it back to the Granddaddy of Them All.
Posted by JetDawg
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Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:40 pm to
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Alabama is a son-of-a-bitch.

No truer words typed.
Posted by rgsa
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Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:44 pm to
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:45 pm to
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And Alabama returned that favor by shoving a wishbone down Southern Cal's throat in '71. What's your point?

Why not brag a bit about how much Texas and Notre Dame have owned your butts down through the years, eh? USC owns Texas, but y'all can't seem to get anything against the 'Horns except a 1-point win escape last year. What'll you do this year?
This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 3:46 pm
Posted by Cleat
Member since Aug 2023
80 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:46 pm to
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And a few years later, here is Bryant again. He likely destroyed Lana.
That drunk SOB probably couldn't get it up.
Posted by Cleat
Member since Aug 2023
80 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:48 pm to
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What's your point?
It's a good thing Bammer won.

That old dead drunk would have probably went home and beat the shite out of Mary Bryant if they had lost.
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:53 pm to
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While you're at it, apologize for your snot-drippin'.


I expect you to create three posts in a row for this response also. It makes me feel like you care.

Without Alabama dominating the Rose Bowl at virtually every single opportunity offered, and doing it before any other Southern team, there probably would not be an SEC today.

Alabama is the reason that Southern teams gained exposure and were allowed to play other teams outside of the South.

We are the daddy of all of you, not just in the SEC, but all of the South. Give respect to your father and have some class. Alabama put each and every one of you on a larger stage where you could be recognized nationally.

It's not Alabama's fault that they dominated the Rose Bowl to a point where all Southern teams were punished.
Posted by 4x4tiger
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2006
4447 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 3:54 pm to
Serraneaux, tbh Cleat is my favorite alter of yours
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles/USC Trojans fan/alum
Member since Oct 2020
8863 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 4:08 pm to
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A - I expect you to create three posts in a row for this response also. It makes me feel like you care.

B - Without Alabama dominating the Rose Bowl at virtually every single opportunity offered, and doing it before any other Southern team, there probably would not be an SEC today.

C - Alabama is the reason that Southern teams gained exposure and were allowed to play other teams outside of the South.

D - We are the daddy of all of you, not just in the SEC, but all of the South. Give respect to your father and have some class. Alabama put each and every one of you on a larger stage where you could be recognized nationally.

E - It's not Alabama's fault that they dominated the Rose Bowl to a point where all Southern teams were punished.


A - I'll condense this into one.

B - You're full of crock. Or maybe some kind of Polynesian crack.

C - Your crack is definitely crock!

D - You ain't gettin' shitake!!

E - See below.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
VFL in B1G country
Member since Jun 2023
2787 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 4:09 pm to
Thank you, AlabamaSerraneaux.
Posted by Hback
Member since Aug 2017
11605 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 4:16 pm to
Dang Grandpa, you seem upset.
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 4:45 pm to
I'm not sure who Serraneaux is. I usually don't interact with trolls or new posters like him or you.

I'm of a more dignified and intelligent breed. Stupid posters or easily excitable ones like you, and the silly Georgia poster in this thread, are fun to toy with occasionally, but aren't good for a sports board in the long haul.
This post was edited on 8/26/23 at 12:08 am
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 4:51 pm to
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but y'all can't seem to get anything against the 'Horns except a 1-point win escape last year


What about Colt's Shoulder though?

quote:

Why not brag a bit about how much Texas and Notre Dame have owned your butts down through the years, eh?


It's usually best to let Georgia fans brag about their domination of Texas. Have at it.
This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 4:58 pm
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 6:03 pm to
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It's a good thing Bammer won.

That old dead drunk would have probably went home and beat the shite out of Mary Bryant if they had lost.


Or, Bryant would have just brutally beaten his pet gimp team, tennessee, to take out his frustrations as he usually did.
Posted by Cleat
Member since Aug 2023
80 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:08 pm to
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Or, Bryant would have just brutally beaten his pet gimp team, tennessee, to take out his frustrations as he usually did.
Tennessee sent that drunken, wife-beating wimp of a man to his grave with a loss hanging around his neck.
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:18 pm to
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Tennessee sent that drunken, wife-beating wimp of a man to his grave with a loss hanging around his neck.


Bear Bryant turned 2 generations of hillbillies into crying, whining, complaining, angry alcoholics.

Alabama and Bryant turned them into quivering, shaking cowards who stopped believing in God and resigned themselves to lives of not ever really quite good enough.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
24856 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:20 pm to
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Bear Bryant turned 2 generations of hillbillies into crying, whining, complaining, angry alcoholics. Alabama and Bryant turned them into quivering, shaking cowards who stopped believing in God and resigned themselves to lives of not ever really quite good enough.


Bear died an incontinent, incoherent, drunk.
Posted by AHM21
Member since Feb 2008
28017 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:21 pm to
You know football season is near when Altie reappears.
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:28 pm to
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Bear died an incontinent, incoherent, drunk.


Bryant was never drunk a day in his life. He drank like a man. He also died with the sweet dignity of an accomplished life, knowing he was beloved by the whole nation.

Every tennessee fan alive at the time cried voluminous tears of great sorrow when their father died.

This post was edited on 8/25/23 at 9:31 pm
Posted by SECWizard
Birmingham Area
Member since Jul 2023
90 posts
Posted on 8/25/23 at 9:31 pm to
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You know football season is near when Altie reappears.


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