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Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:47 pm to CatFan81
You've got to be trolling me.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:47 pm to HoLeInOnEr05
If you don't like sausage, GTFO!
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:48 pm to NATidefan
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If you don't like ham, GTFO!
I like ham. And ribs.
I just prefer brisket.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:48 pm to HoLeInOnEr05
I walked up to an open spot at the bar to get a beer. Some 40 something year old beside me asks, "are you getting a beer"
Me: yea
Him: get in line
Me: I am in line
Him: I was here first, get behind me
Me:
no. Why are you trying to be a hardass
(People think its ok to act hard to smaller people, makes them feel tough)
Later in the night I'm next up on the table for pool that he's playing at. Someone scratches, I grab the cue ball from out of the corner pocket and he flips his shite. He steps toward me screaming and my buddy grabs him, his son grabs me so I choked him.
Son: that's my dad!
Me: wtf is his problem
It gets broken up, I have like 3 different random people tell me I have to leave. My response is frick that I didn't start anything.
I'm not a hostile or controversial person. Fighting is trashy and an absolute last resort, but ill be damned if someone is going to talk to me like a dog. Anyway they left, we stayed, made new friends. Good night
I do need to drink in fairhope more often though, there are fewer seedy characters that way
Me: yea
Him: get in line
Me: I am in line
Him: I was here first, get behind me
Me:
(People think its ok to act hard to smaller people, makes them feel tough)
Later in the night I'm next up on the table for pool that he's playing at. Someone scratches, I grab the cue ball from out of the corner pocket and he flips his shite. He steps toward me screaming and my buddy grabs him, his son grabs me so I choked him.
Son: that's my dad!
Me: wtf is his problem
It gets broken up, I have like 3 different random people tell me I have to leave. My response is frick that I didn't start anything.
I'm not a hostile or controversial person. Fighting is trashy and an absolute last resort, but ill be damned if someone is going to talk to me like a dog. Anyway they left, we stayed, made new friends. Good night
I do need to drink in fairhope more often though, there are fewer seedy characters that way
This post was edited on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:48 pm to Rebelgator
quote:
You've got to be trolling me.
You haven't had good brisket.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:49 pm to 15sammy34
I'm drinking ALONE tonight. drinky dirnky.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:49 pm to CatFan81
quote:
I like ham. And ribs.
I love Hogs
This post was edited on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:49 pm to CatFan81
That's like saying I like pork chops but prefer roast. It's totally different.
This post was edited on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm to CatFan81
quote:
You haven't had good brisket.
There really is nothing better than a good brisket. With that good smoke ring. Nom nom nom.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm to 15sammy34
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:50 pm to CatFan81
... Yeah, I have. It still sucks. 
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:51 pm to NATidefan
Some of the best BBQ I have ever had has been brisket. Some of the best BBQ I have ever had has been pulled pork. Some of the best BBQ I have ever had has been ribs. I have even had some damn good BBQ chicken.
I don't discriminate. Bunch of racist frickers in here.
I don't discriminate. Bunch of racist frickers in here.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:51 pm to BluegrassBelle
quote:
There really is nothing better than a good brisket
I can name 3 things, just right off the top of my head.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:51 pm to BluegrassBelle
I love brisket too. But that ain't BBQ to me. And it sure isn't ham or ribs.
Posted on 1/5/13 at 11:51 pm to 870Hog
The best part was his trashy girlfriend giving me the business a few minutes after this went down. I just kept replying "yes ma'am"
I know it pissed her off
I know it pissed her off
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